Low hanging balls

I feel sorry for my cousin's Dachshund, balls draggin' in the snow

 

Exactly.....wise words.

 

I'm 67 and haven't had sex with anyone in over 15 years....not even a date. I'm not particularly interested in starting, either. I can't imagine wanting mine to hang low for any reason. If I'd had any clue how much trouble these damned things would get me in and how much grief I'd have from listening to them and the little head when I was younger I'd have od'd on some chemical neutering substance decades ago or shot them off myself.

Yeah, I might've gotten some anger issues due to my past relationships, but that's life. I really am much better now.
Really....I'm serious! ;-)

 

What I have been given I accept and enjoy what I have naturally!