Lost In The Forest...........

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    Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
    cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
    live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
    to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
    all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

    The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
    apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to
    shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
    face or you'll be eaten."

    The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
    in pain, so he was killed.

    The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
    king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
    should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
    ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

    The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
    asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
    second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
    coming with pineapples." :D
     
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    Forest / Woods jokes - hey Dude?
     
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    Tips for walking in/through the Forest
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