Losers thread

A true loser thinks that they are a winner, and is not aware of their true loserness...

 

i've always kinda wished that my name was joshua. not josh or anything, just joshua...

you're lucky. if you like the name that is.

my name is colin. its a cool name, too, i think. but i dont think everyone agrees. just a few.

 

I was friends with a Colin, he use to constantly tell me he had a lot of veins on his balls, for some reason, he thought this information would be useful to me everyday...

 

My name is conner and people accidently call me colin sometimes

 

My name is Conner too, hmmm, are you trying to steal my identity...

 

a lot of people used to call me "colon" like colin powell. he's the ONLY one i've ever heard of called that. and yet it used to be all the time.

now i meet more and more colins...i didnt till highschool meet a single other one, though.

so more and more rarely i hear people think my name is pronounced like "colon," and when it does happen i am more and more frequently at a loss for words. where are these people from? colin is colin. collin is a last name more often than not. or collins. but colin is a first name.....dammit


yeah i'm bitter.

 

Nah, you're not bitter, my last name is the most simplest and a basic word to pronounce and spell, I mean it can't get any simpler, but people still manage to mispronounce or misspell, it's quite frustrating because it's so bloody simple... Humans...

 

yeah, but there are a lot of "J" names out there...

I've been called Johnathan, Jeffrey, James, Jimmy, Justin, Jacob, Jerod, and all kinds of crazy stuff.

 

I suppose I should introduce myself. I have mild fibromyalgia. Doing most kinds of work sends me into a mindless energy sucking stupor, but I work hard anyway when I can, because I am a loser. I live at home with my parents because I don't have the energy to work full time and rent my own home, they treat me as if I am a healthy person who has simply chosen to be a loser and live at home. My favourite video games are: God of War, Morrowind, Final Fantasy IX and Medal of Honour, Allied Assault. I don't call my friends because I am generally too tired to go out. I do a lot of reading. I generally feel more intelligent than most people I know and I have a slight god complex, as if the entire world is beneath me and I should be in the heavens ordering my minions around. While my life sucks I recognise that I could have it so much worse and I am thankful for every day I am alive. I am lucky to know what it is to be completely and dreadfully sane while everybody else thinks you're crazy. I like wearing odd socks. I like nature and nice things. I like people, but hate them as well. This can be confusing at times. I have done some travelling and hitchhiking and being free and I spend almost every waking moment dreaming of the time when I will be well enough to be free again.

Some of you sound like the kind of losers I would gorge on chocolate with.

 

Are we doing bios..? Cause if so, mine might--sorry, might, will traumatize...

 

I'm still working on mine.

 

I'm such a loser that I dont even have a good loser bio

 

I just saw other people do them so I thought maybe I should seeing as I created the thread. It made me think about how not bad my life is so sorry if I offended anyone by being whiny.

Nothing's shocking anymore. Maybe you should get it out.

 

I wasn't trying to be a smart ass with my post...or make you assume that you were whining...

 

Hey no way....losers can't be offended remember. I just feel bad when people bring up their real problems. Not that my problems aren't real, but I see worse all the time.

 

I am a ladybug who dreams of being a butterfly, a tugboat who wishes to be a killer whale, a nickelback who wishes to be a Yes. A true loser always wanting, always failing, doomed to sit on hipforums foreva

 

"I wish I didn't have to go do social things today (a real loser "sin") because I would rather be here talking with some really uncool people."

hahhahahaha this thread is the reason I like to hang with losers... NO PICS in it and I've laughed steadily and loudly since I've been reading this... there are not even whorish sig pics in it....

arty:

 

I noticed you said you have Fibromyalgia, I have Endometriosis, let's hug...

meh, what the hell...
I am me, a simple being who spent their childhood alone in her room, who found comfort and joy in books, who would relate to a character and would spend every waking hour consuming words, didn't have many friends because I was in my own world that people thought was bizarre and made fun of me endless for it...I'm a lover of science, computers and literature, I wore bifocals in third grade to fifth grade, I smelled, and wore clothes that were dirty and didn't match half the time, I played D&D for a few years, no joke and I found enjoyment out of it more so than a lot of things... Spent half my teen years in hospital getting surgery after surgery, making people assume I am a freak and to stay away from me.. I didn't talk much to anyone, still pretty much don't still to this day.. I rather sit outside alone than go hang out with anyone or go do anything.. I rather hang in the shadows than be in the front, in fact, I enjoy the shadows so much that it feels like home... Blah blah blah, that is all I will share...I'm having a hot flash at the moment and it sucks...

 

You sound really cool!

 

i guess im supposed to involve myself somehow...