Losers thread

I am the biggest loser. I have no job and no b/f

 

That only qualifies you to register as a loser, if you want to enter the biggest loser competition you're going to need more then that!

 

Umm....2 scholarships, trust fund, parents...It works for me.
I would get a job if I had to. I'm really not spoiled or anything like that.

 

I don't go outside I stay in most of the time. I don't hang with other people. and I have a learning disability.
In my head I am the biggest loser

ohh yeah I live at home with my mom and step dad

 

i'm a schizo watching all his friends graduated college while i'm jobless, carless, and girlless living with my parents. i totally pwn this thread. l0zrzzz.

 

i haven't gone on a date in a couple years, let alone had sex, i'm currently unemployed, and i've spent a good 3 or 4 hours on the internet today because it's raining outside.

i'd say i'm a loser

 

I'm jobless & boyfriend-less... I think this is the right thread for me :cheers2:

(I sort of work under the table though)

 

I am a loser. I don't actually want to go to college, but I've paid thousands of dollars of my own money to come here. I eat by myself so I won't be forced into conversations about sports, girls, and all the people who aren't there. I go to frat parties to steal beer. My biggest expense is LSD.

 

i'm jobless and i'm not in a fulfilling relationship, but i do get things bought for me and i have casual sex
plus i'm pretty and people like me

i'm really only here to hopefully make you feel worse
losers

 

Isn't working under the table a bit confining?

 

My name is Joshua and I've been a loser for 19 years...

 

Wow, this thread is awesome. I adore losers, I think they're cooler than what is considered cool.

I'm a little awkward, clumsy, silly and poorly dressed, but I'm not a loser. I'm very strong in my mind and I love making friends with people who are strong in theirs or just seem like a loser to everyone else.

I think frat boys are losers. Or that guy with the frosted tips, addidas flip flops who asked in front of my entire class if myself and the red-headed girl I was sitting next to were sisters. I have enough sense of humour in me to say "We are no relation." in my best Forest Gump voice. To me, losers are bankers who waltz into fine dining restos in pin-stripped suits every night - because they can't cook an egg.

Losers are the customers who speak to me and start yelling at the tops of their lungs because their Lexus wiper blade cost $4.95 to replace.

Losers are people who can't look you in the eye and say to you exactly what they mean.

 

I prefer to think of myself as an un-winner.

 

You're all successful compared to me.

I'm autistic, never had a girlfriend, I'm ugly, fat, have glasses, despised because of the way I look, am too nice to find a girl because women don't want nice guys, I'm confused with what to do with my life, I'm in college studying psychology, and I can't even help myself, I'm only 5'7", everyone's much taller, I'm obsessed with punk music, and nobody else likes it here, I've been bouncing back and forth between happiness and extreme depression for years, I'm on medication, I've had suicidal thoughts in the past, no more though, thank god, scars allover from cutting myself, people confuse my nice accomodating personality with being desperate for love, I say hi to girls and they think I want to get in their pants, I'm over $60,000 in debt, I'm paranoid, lonely, angry, confused, misguided, misunderstood........

See, nobody can contend with a loser like me, lol.

 

I'd probably really like you. Honest.

 

I'm sorry but it's impossible for anyone to like me. They usually talk to me for a month or something then end up going out with a nasty guy who rides a motorcycle and curses at them.

 

I am pleased with this thread. I might have recruited enough followers to start a cult. I wish I didn't have to go do social things today (a real loser "sin") because I would rather be here talking with some really uncool people.

 

I wear glasses too.