Lord of the Buds

How are we interupting him?
He stopped.

 

yeah...but....um....i have no defence

 

Who wants to burn a J?

Anybody got a lid?

 

*Gagcough passes his hand over the crystal on the top of his staff. It begins to glow and bubble and emit small streams of dank smoke. He places the other end of his staff in his mouth and takes a hit, passes it to Tom Bongbidil*


'Ere....(cough, cough....)

 

Gagcough: "Lid?" "Groovy" Only the masters of the ancient lore know of these archaiac and powerful incantations!

 

whos left lol somebody evil preferably

 

Well there's Sarounarc, but he doesn't really have any lines. He just shows up from time to time flashing that one red eye of his.

I had an uncle like that, it was creepy.

there's still Arachronic, Bogardamir, Samwise Ganja, Frydo DimeBaggins,...Oh hey! You can be the Chillum if you want.

 

Ooh I'll be bogardamir.

 

Marijuan: "I have studied the texts much. I wish to learn more..."

 

keep it coming man

 

Bogardimir is the next in line to the stewed-ardship of Garagebandor. He's a dedicated stoner and halfway decent backup singer whose only downfall is a semi-serious addiction to steriods which makes him a bit unstable.

(note): Centurys ago the rightful lead singer of Garagebandor checked himself into the Rivendel Rehab Clinic and the stewed-ards have been running the show ever since, and will continue to do so, legend has it, until the rightful heir of Elvisendil--first King and lead guitarist of Garagebandor--returns weilding the the restrung and repaired guitar of Elvisendil* and assumes his rightful place as frontman for all the realm.

*(The guitar of Elvisendil was smashed century's ago during the Battle of the Bands).

 

Alomg the way Chillbro had inadvertantly stumbled upon the secret lair of the sinister Chillum where he discovered a mysterious bud, the likes of which he had never seen before....

 

Chillbro discovered that smoking a bit of the bud rendered him invisable, or rather the contact high from the fumes was so strong that anyone within sniffing distance immediately forgot that he had ever been there in the first place, which was just as good...

 

And suddenly a balrog came by and ate this thread.

 

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What about the Nuggits?!?!

 

the Balrog draged them all down to the firey depts of the Earth where they were deep fried and became McNugguts.

 

Oh.

 

then they were taking back to McMordor which gave Saurnarc the idea for an evil fast food franchise, in partnership with the evil Flouresent Pink wizard Gurlyman, who dwelt in Starbucksinguard.

 

Oh.

 

that's all you have to say, "Oh"?