Loopy Temporal Time Loops Refuse to Eat Quiche

Loopy Temporal Loops Refuse to Eat Quiche

Putting time in a bottle, burning daylight savings,
Liquid quasi-crystallized temporal shenanigans,
Loopy temporal loops, refuse to eat quiche!
Wrapping space-time up into neat bundles,
Once, you have eliminated the impossible!
What remains must be merely improbable!
If chickens happen to come before the egg,
Chickens which lay eggs, will all go extinct!
Now and Zen, made time warped everywhen!
Adopting isotopically flat photonic space-time!
Accelerating hyperuniform quasi virtual particles,
Then heating up condensed matter past its warranty!
For, eternity is but a blink of an eye, to lonely photons!
Cruising all the way, from the big bang, to the big crunch!
Some like it hot and some cold but photons like it just right!
When the lights are not only on but someone is actually home!
Scotty beam up the photons, there’s no intelligent life down here!
They confuse organizing like a flock of chickens, with being social!
Nude Female Professional Mud Wrestling, is the sport of their Kings!
While anyone who tries to suggest to otherwise is considered a Queen!​

 

Another root logic poem that condenses temporal dynamics down to fewer root metaphors. The temporal dynamics can be outrageously confusing, so by explaining them using a variety of rudimentary metaphors its easier to make sense out of them. This poem points the finger at classical logic and metaphysics as being ultimately tautological and expressing time warps. The more we focus on creating or exploring our reality habitually, the less time we spend living the dream. Real men don't eat quiche, because classical logic is assertive and time warps are as well.