Looking For New Holes, I Guess?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by prepmaster, Aug 3, 2015.

  1. prepmaster

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    Hello everyone!

    My wife and I had our child recently and decided to try an implanted contraception. As far as we know, our pregnancy issue is no longer. This is mostly because we don't have sex anymore... My wife has cramps and is still bleeding. This is all typical of the Mirena as the doctor explained. We aren't in great pain but we don't want to force sex right now. She's breast feeding so her sex drive is low and not an issue. I however am not breast feeding. What can we try? My wife doesn't like blow jobs and I don't like having sex with someone who isn't interested. I'm not looking for a completely 180 cock hound. I'm just looking for something different to try. Things I've tried: Massaging my wife while masturbating, getting a hand job, and when the kids won't go to sleep but my wife IS asleep but I can't sleep, porn. << Not a big fan of this option but at least I can sleep 5 or 6 orgasms later. Things I'm looking into: Armpit and foot sex. Also, I think I'll step up my begging game for anal. I'm not going to knock it till I've tried it. Wish me luck! Any other ideas? I'm trying not to watch porn and I don't consider cheating an option. I also can't consciously ask for a boob job since my wife breast feeds. Let me know what ideas you have.
     
  2. FireWitch

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    If she is exclusively breastfeeding you didn't need to jump on the BC right away. She wouldn't become pregnant as that is a natural form of birth control. Anyway, it's likely due to either the mirnea or just having a child, and not the breastfeeding.
     
  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    goddamn, try some sleeping pills. or 14 beers or something. if you were just horny i would tell you to jack off like everyone else does, but obviously you have more of an insomnia issue that can currently only be cured by rubbing all the skin off your penis.
     
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  5. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    Here's an idea, stop treating your wife and mother of your multiple children like a sex vending machine and put the damn brats to bed and be a parent.
     
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  6. prepmaster

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    Ya... Insomnia... I do tend to stay wired on adrenaline. Rubbing all the skin off.... Not my experience. I'm a teacher so beer is out until June and sleeping pills aren't much better since I have long hours. I'm not a sit down shut up cut and run teacher. I take jackass parents' (cat ladies) jackass students and make them act like adults in 9 months.[​IMG]

    @Drumminmama, I always hear from women, especially younger, first time mothers, that guys should experience child birth. I wish women knew what it was like to have this kind of problem and not have an "understood reset button" after a good menstruation. You just do not understand. You proved that by commenting a related topic rather than the issue. I hope my absence from the site while I've tended to business was proof enough to you that I parent. How many cats do you have anyway? I thought I would find people who help here. Guess I'll keep on doing what I have been. And no, I don't need more quarters for "my vending machine."
     
  7. prepmaster

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    This makes sense, however, insurance only does what it will when it will. We were told we had to act in a date range and we did. We weren't warned of this side effect but knew about it. Likewise, that's not any more foolproof, we likely would have still need birth control. It's a mute point anyway. It's in and staying in. The breast feeding won't be stopping anytime soon. Other advice?
     
  8. cumwhorelover

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    My God, I hope people on here don't take your advice. Learn some basic facts about human biology before you spout off nonsense like this. A woman absolutely can conceive while she's breast feeding! That's an old wive's tale and has absolutely no basis in fact whatsoever.
     
  9. newbie-one

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    A meditation practice may help you control your sexual energy. That might be the best thing rather than looking for new ways to get off.

    Your wife probably needs a break, but may be more enthusiastic about sex after she's had a rest.
     
  10. SMcDaniel001

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    You're crazy. When a woman is exclusively breastfeeding and not having periods, she can't get pregnant. Maybe you're the ignorant one here.
     
  11. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    This whole thread is one giant soft on
     
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  13. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    According do Glen Quagmire there is another hole. It's behind the knee and you have to believe in it.

    C/S,
    Rev J
     
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