Looking For A Woman...take 2

Single man 28 looking for a hippie woman to date. unfortunately my area doesnt have many hippies so I'm kind of SOL for local women

 

You don't even say what area you are sol in.

 

South Texas

 

What does a hippie woman mean?

 

woman with the Ideals/qualities/looks of the "stereo-typical" hippie woman.

 

im also looking for a woman to date. (fingers crossed, hope this works!)

 

Have you dated a lot of women?

 

Hello. Uh, my name is Irm
And I'm lookin for a girl with a... big... big fat fuckin ass..
And titties... and... big fat fuckin ass...
And um, I want my clit sucked and I want my boobs scratched
And I want her to scratch my ass and twist my nipples
At the same time, that's a must!
And uh, I'm lookin for a girl who can stretch her titties
And stuff 'em in her ass!"

 

Does she have to be able to cook too?

 

Noooo. I'm a good cook. I'd probably take over. >.>

 

Im more of a leg and booty man myself. boobs are nice but not everything in the world.

 

Well if that don't get a girl for ya...there just aint no justice in the world

 

i'm also looking for a woman but would take 2 if offered.

 

Whoa whoa, now that's damn near borderline un-American. This is 'Merica, tits n ass just go hand n hand thats like saying you bought a Corvette but you can't drive a standard and your afraid it might be too fast. I understand that ass is your favorite, but sir you are wrong, titties are right on up there in the list of most important thing in the world. So put that in your pipe n smoke it. It's OK we ('Merican) forgive ya. Good luck on your search for a big assed titless hippie lady. Try Craigslist. Guarantee you will find her. That some how I found my Ole lady and the best damn deal on a set of mud tires for my big ass truck. Plus if you get more than one thing it's free shippin. That's a win win no matter witch way you look at it. Keep ya head up and be confident remember if you ain't first you last.

 

Lol that's a rhetorical question. I like this guy's effort tho. You should buy one of my how-to tapes, "how to get hot ass women n not be such a little fairy boy" I also these how-to helpers "how to drive a standard like a perfessional nascar driver". Or you may like my confident booster tapes also, like my favorite, "don't be a pussy drive it like you stole it" and the classic "99 no's and one yes still means yes" and my personal best "fuck her buddy, I did". With the help of how-to and 101's women will be on ya like stank on shit.

 

Seems that one would find better luck in the real, rather than the cyber, world ... or maybe one has (after all it is over 18 months since the last posting)

 

- One can but hope - after all it is the 'Hippie' dream

 

All I need Is the rite woman