Looking for a female to share apartment in Vera Playa

Hi, I'm going to Vera Playa in September 2019 for 2 weeks (apartment already booked) and I'm looking for a female to share the apartment with me. Please reply if you are interested.

 

Does this include a free mini bar?

 

He's 61 Years Old.....He's Harmless.....(hopefully).....



Cheers Glen.

 

i'm looking for a female to share bodily fluids with me too, but at least i'm up front about it.

 

lol

 

Where dafuq is Vera Playa? Not that I'm interested in joining you, being a bloke.

 

You could wear a wig and some lipstick

You might at least get an interview

 

If with mini bar you mean penis: yes

 

So you never heard of vera playa? She's a nice girl I believe ...

 

I have a friend that goes here.. Vera Playa Club Hotel 4* | Naturist hotel, Almeria - Official Website

I wouldn't been seen dead there..

 

Lol, so he is talking about a nuddie hotel

 

Worse than that.. after dark.. you don't let your hair down.. !!!

 

I Consider Myself Well Educated In The Facts Of Life.......But I Have No Idea What You Mean.....???



Cheers Glen.

 

It's not your hair that comes down.. it's your underwear.. your morals.. your inhibitions ..
And it's up to you where...

Did I just give them free advertising.. ?

 

^^^^ OK....???...



Cheers Glen.

 

Just Googled it and under Activities it says
Games = Hide the sausage