These are broken down into three categories, non-violent, violent and fraudulent. Naturally, as hippie are peace loving freaks, violent actions are the preferred course as they will usually not respond. ahaha BLACK SPRAY PAINT: Attacks with black or any metallic colored spray paint will surely humiliate the longhair among his/her peers. WARNING: Use of any other color will conversely enhance the hippie's social standing. DEFCON 5, 4 SCISSORS: Sneaking up and cutting off dreadlocks on an unsuspecting hippie will likely result in cardiac arrest when the target becomes aware of what has transpired. DEFCON 5 AHAHHAHA HEAD SHOP SHIT ATTACK: Fill a large padded envelope with watered-down fecal matter and insert under door of a locked head shop or hippie cafe. Jump on top of envelope to spray its contents inside. DEFCON 3 HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA DECOY MINIBUS: Stationing a VW Minibus in close proximity to a hippie event will invariable draw their attention. Adjust the exhaust pipe to blow into the back of the bus and seal it off from the cab. You are then free to lure them inside the vehicle where they should find themselves on a death ride to meet Jerry. DEFCON 3, 2, 1 ahhahaha meet jerry
this stuff is hilarious my favorites: HEAD SHOP SHIT ATTACK: Fill a large padded envelope with watered-down fecal matter and insert under door of a locked head shop or hippie cafe. Jump on top of envelope to spray its contents inside. COWTROPS: Drop nice, sharp but small-sized cowtrops around the locations where hippies frequent, or pass through. While the calpers will just annoyingly stick to the sole of an average person's shoe, barefoot free-loving hippies will be rendered crippled. hehehe, pathetic actually hmm, could we use their own weapons against 'm or perhaps better to turn them into hippies too
with a trebuchet and a cowtrop the size of a volkswagen you can take out 6-8 horsemen and god knows how many foot soldiers....
Man some people do really have nothing to do . I once arrived on this site , i just had a good laugh ... Gang of stupid rednecks ..
