lol getting in trouble at school for the dumbest shit

they did its called columbine.

edit: haha i just realized that was kindof in bad taste..hope no one gets offended

 

Yeah, its like making a joke that you have a bomb in your shoe in an airport...

 

It sounds more like you were just being a mouthy little kid....

I mean you could have easily avoided every problem if you just followed those extremely basic rules and didn't insult the teachers teaching skills.

 

At my high school we weren't even aloud to take back backs into the class, or even coats. And its not like i was in a city school, it was in the suburbs. The thing about high school is you just have to put up with it. If you go to college you will find it is SO much better, they treat you like an adult. Although if you really yelled at a professor, they would kick you out for the day, and possibly find a way to fail you. By the way, trailer park boys rock, captain cannabis.

 

Were not aloud to wear coats in our classes either... I guess it's because .....Wait why the hell would you be wearing a coat inside anyway.

 

^ because it's god honestly 60 degrees in my classrooms.

 

...And you'd need a coat?

maybe a sweater or something..

Who knows maybe my years of liveing in the great white north have enabled me to be more able to take cold temps.

 

Damn I spelled living "liveing"...

And I'm not gonna fix it. So take that.

 

This is what I'm gonna have to do from now on to pass, they aren't even gonna think about switching my classes.

 

Cool, a day in the life bro, a fuckin day in the life.

If you don't want your rights stripped, get high, sit down, and shut the fuck up.

 

Where's the fun in that shit?

 

The fun is not making yourself look like a dick in front of your class.

Like this one little kid who's pretty fucking annoying in my English class. He just sits there and yells things when the teachers talking that are just completley stupid.

He doesn't do this anymore though, it was funny when my friend who is usually a shy fella just looked at him he said something and said "well how 'bout I beat you up in front of all your friends, will that be funny?"

I expected the kid to say something dumb but he just sat there and looked scared. Kind of sad really......

 

lol, nice.

 

fuck that stupid bitch and her crappy backpack rule. it's easy to say fuck you etc but it's more hurtful to attack her weight or say she's an ugly biatch. I'm tryin to think of how far you can push the boundaries b4 they ass rape you. Probably not that far. Revenge is a dish best served cold. egg her car, every day, for life

 

Break into her car.

Take off the airconditioning vents.

Fill them with flour or something similar.

Replace the airconditioning vents.

Muhawahaw.

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Or you could steal it if you're hardcore.

 

Stealing the airconditioning vents out of your teachers car is hardcore?

 

Put dog poop in her a/c vents. 10x more funny than flour

 

Well, you didn't express yourself very well, but I don't know how well I would have reacted to such blatant disrespect from someone just because they were a superior member of the faculty.
Next time, maybe try telling her you need your glasses? Then she'll look like a ginormous bitch in front of everyone without you having to get in trouble. You're not going to change her rule all by your lonesome just by shouting at her.
Now, if you organized some passive resistance... a "bookbag in" if you will...
I agree you should be able to write whatever you want, though. If it was a long-winded violent tale of how you hypothetically would shoot up your whole school, that might be a red flag to a teacher who notices tendencies toward anger in a student, but writing a story including drug references should not be a reprehensible act. When I was in high school, my teacher had us read a poem called "Kubla Kahn," which she later explained was literally a pipdream written after the author had come off of an opium high. She said she didn't like it for that reason, and that if the guiy had any talent, he wouildn't need to use to get inspiration, but at least she was fair about telling us and letting us make up our own minds.

 

well i'm sorry that we all aren't bad ass polar bears like you..

 

or maybe dog poop and flour, that way she would get covered in flour followed by a foul stench, which would be carried by the flour and all over her