LOL Bill Gates has lost his mind!!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by hippiehillbilly, Feb 5, 2009.

  1. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    this is hilarious!!

    Bill Gates Unleashes Swarm of Mosquitoes on Crowd

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    Microsoft founder turned philanthropist Bill Gates released a glass full of mosquitoes at an elite technology conference to make a point about the deadly disease malaria.

    "Malaria is spread by mosquitoes," Gates said while opening a jar onstage at the Technology, Entertainment, Design Conference — a gathering known to attract technology kings, politicians, and Hollywood stars.

    "I brought some. Here I'll let them roam around. There is no reason only poor people should be infected.":eek:

    First reported on social networking site Twitter, Facebook's Senior Platform Manager Dave Morin blogged, "Bill Gates just released mosquitos into the audience at TED."

    Gates then waited a minute or so before assuring the audience the freed insects were malaria-free.:smilielol5:

    The unusual presentation on malaria prevention was confirmed by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation's media office. A spokesman said the insects released were not carrying malaria.

    Gates retired as head of Microsoft last year to focus more on his foundation. One of its key projects is ending malaria and it has spent millions on fighting the disease.

    The philanthropist has been pushing to reduce malaria deaths through the nonprofit. In September, Gates announced that the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation would provide $168.7 million to the PATH Malaria Vaccine Initiative to help develop a vaccine for the deadly disease.
     
  2. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    that's great. super smart, actually. unless someone sues. then that would be super funny.
     
  3. RobynCB90

    RobynCB90 Member

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    that's awesome...
     
  4. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

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    Best.speech.ever
     
  5. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    id love to see a video of this. the crowd reaction etc. i wonder how many he actually released? it would suck sitting in a auditorium with 5000 freshly released mosquitoes flying around..
     
  6. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    That's classic.
     
  7. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

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    Equal opportunity. I like it! :p
     
  8. Autentique

    Autentique wonderfabulastic

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    That's awesome.

    I've never really liked Bill Gates, but that might be about to change.
     
  9. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    no reason to start now,unless of course you dont mind liking someone who supports eugenics.. :eek:
     
  10. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    he supports planned parenthood?
     
  11. Gravity

    Gravity #winning

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    If I were that rich I'd do shit like that too. Hold a conference, lock the doors and be like "I just released one hundred poisonous snakes into the auditorium, good day" then get picked up by a helicopter and fly away.
     
  12. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

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    :smilielol5:
     
  13. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    yes as well as all the UN bullshit.
     
  14. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    That really was kickass.
     
  15. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    Well, his operating systems are full of bugs, so why not his presentations?
     
  16. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

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    hahaha!
     
  17. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    I support anyone who would weed out the diseased, maladjusted, chronically hypochondriac, and malcontented. What eugenicists themselves fail to realize is that by supporting eugenics they themselves are nonconformist.

    Someone tell them and watch the suicide rates skyrocket. :D
     

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