Do you have kids? If you don't, you really should be prevented for having them for their own sakes. That was the epitome of the embarrassing dad joke, every child in England will be hanging their heads and groaning in shame....
I know its untrue because someone used sonar and other techniques to scan below the surface and they are 100% sure nothings down there - however after the locals complained their economy would suffer the people who scanned the lake changed their certainty value to 90% - as the locals gave them a LOT of cash to do so. 10's of thousands infact
Oh don't be so sour. And by that last sentence are you suggesting that I shall be the father of every child in England?
Loch ness monster is up there with the Witch of Wookey and the tormented soul who is chased by demon hounds across Bodmin Moor. Thing about Britain, it is steeped in Legend, myth and pure fiction.