lmfao...funny ass pedophile busts

I am not fucking anyone, and I chose to defend him because he's a funny guy. I don't like bugs and most old people.

Nice comeback by the way

 

"plagues us all" ? Meaning your fellow old fart kiddy touchers?? Riiiight..

 

Bippity Boppity boo ooga booga shamma damma wham bam thank you ma'am.

 

shit
fgdggdgd

 

Ok... we're going to do pedophile busts (right now)... Shelly is going to play a rape victim. I'm going to see what I can do and see if I can get one...

 

have fun you guys

be sure to post on here the convos on here

 

As always, I'm going to do the phones.

 

cant they tell that yer a guy?

 

I was wondering the same thing myself. Maybe his voice hadn't changed yet? ahhh, sorry.

 

Yeah... they usually can tell, but I muffle the microphone on the telephone and shelly tells them that she's breaking up... and sometimes I use the sarah michelle gellar soundboards... sometimes when we have voice chat on, shelly talks through the speaker and I tell her what the pedo dude is saying... but it's really delayed. Sometimes I just call and say that I work for a gay charity organization and get them to cuss me out... I've even recorded some.

 

ignatiusmonkeyshagger: hi..lol
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: asl?
1: asl?
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: 16/f/detroit
1: 19/m/Garden city
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: aah.. iz that close?
1: what part of detroit are u from?
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: east detroit
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: well... i grew up all over detroit
1: o ,,,,im 20 west of detroit
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: ahh
1: im 20min
1: i live close to dearborn
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: ive heard of garden city...never been there
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: ive been to dearborn
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: so is your name dick
1: if u want it to be
1: u wht or blk?
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: both
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: my mom was white my dad was black
1: was or are they?
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: my mom seperated
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: i havent seen my dad in 4 years
1: o
1: u said was white and was blk like they change colors
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: lol
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: no
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: I said was.. i guess it was an accident
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: meaning they're divorced/seperated
1: o ok
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: so...
1: so ,,,,,,,what?
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: so....
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: whatcha want to talk about
blackdickhere: of course
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: whats ur shoe size?
1: 9
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: hahaha!!!
1: nope
1: i have a pic of it with a girl
1: on another profile
1: almost 11inches
1: 10 1/2
ignatiusmonkeyshagger:4 and a hlaf??
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: half*
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: kewl
1: o well , like i said i have a pic of it on another profile,if u want to check it
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: sure
1: its under dick692003
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: ok duck
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: dick*
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: you have a kewl name
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: lolz
1: thanx
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: ooh
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: it reminds me of my boyfriends, dick
1: sure
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: well
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: his was smaller
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: like... half size
1: o ,,i thought mine was smaller
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: so
1: i thought u said i have a 4inch dick
1: now u change it
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: no
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: it's an old wives tale
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: take someones shoe size
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: and divide it by 2
ignatiusmonkeyshagger:
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: u look cute
1: thanx
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: sex'
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: sex please
1: do u drive
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: yeah
1: I just got my license
1: wanna drive out here to Garden City?
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: well
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: my mom is always working
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: and i dont have a car yet
1: i was saying tonight
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: shes gone to wisconsin for 3 days and i dont have a car to get there
1: cab, or bus,,,,lol
1: describe ur self?
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: im 5'5"
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: 106.4 lbws
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: lbs*
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: brown hair
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: brown eyes
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: so...
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: is there some way u can pick me up
1: not really,,,cause my baby is here
1: whats the cross street
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: hold on... i just moved here.. its like...
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: merill or something
1: no major cross streets
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: its close to wayne state
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: aah
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: Merrick!!!
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: that's what it was
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: its by a football stadium
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: and a bunch of school buses
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: across the street from the wayne state campus
1: west side
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: yeah... im originally from east
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: u know where it is?
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: I think its close to anthony wayne and warren....
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: I know it isnt but about a mile to the interstate
1: yes
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: u gonna come....
1: tomorrow
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: ok... because i didnt know if I had the money for a taxi
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: what time you think u gonna come?
1: around 2pm
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: ok..
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: what kind of car u drive?
1: pontiac Bonn
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: ooh my mom has 1 of those
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: shes a teacher... we just moved because she works at wayne state... she just got a job there
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: shes off in wisconsin on some siminar
1: cool
1: so ,,,what do u wanna do when i get there
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: umm
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: whatever u want I suppose
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: whatcha wanna do?
1: u tell me?
1: its up to u
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: same here.. up to u
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: i dont mind... whatever u want
1: what do u have exprei in doing?
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: a lot of things...
1: like?
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: like... ?
1: i ask u first
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: just tell me what you want 2 doooo...
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: im bored... i have nothing to do for 3 days
1: well u want my number,,,maybe u can call me and we'll talk about it
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: umm ok
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: sex... movies... books... food...?
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: what do u want to do?
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: lmao
1: *number erased*
1: all of the above
1: name?
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: aah
1: mine is kj
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: I didnt even tell u my name
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: my name is Ying... well thats my nickname my grandma gave me
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: i dont know why she called me that
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: but it stuck
1: i c
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: it says it doesnt exist
1: the number?
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: yeah... it says please hang up and try again so i did and now it says its disconnected or doesnt exist
1: *blank*
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: i tried that too
1: maybe u dont have long distance
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: i do
1: i just used it
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: umm...
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: i suppose
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: *number erased*
1: u phone does not work... i think you knew that PJ (was he onto me?!?)
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: blehhhhh
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: yours doesnt seem to either (closed the IM)

 

"1: u phone does not work... i think you knew that PJ (was he onto me?!?)
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: blehhhhh
ignatiusmonkeyshagger: yours doesnt seem to either (closed the IM)"


PJ? I don't get it ... how was he onto you?

 

PJ = Perverted-Justice.com... I'm a member of their forums.

 

I think that this is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen anyone do in my entire life Orsini. you honestly need to get a life.

 

No Orsino!!! dont stop!!! these are so hilarious and youre getting these sick fucks off the street(hopefully)

haha i like how you put she went to wisconsin haha

 

Just because I'm not being paid for it and that I'm not too lazy to do it doesn't mean it's pathetic and I need to get a life. If I'm not getting them off the street I'm getting them to stop by irritating the piss out of them.

~ George

 

OK. The following guy did not say yet that he wants to have sex with Cassy. He obviously though, was contemplating a relationship with her, and was thinking they should keep the relationship low-key so he wouldn't get in trouble. He also said that jail time is worth spending time with her, or something along the lines of that.

dj_bobbyb_311: omg baby, you a re smokin
blonde_hottie_15_04: lol!!! ty
dj_bobbyb_311: hey are you real
blonde_hottie_15_04: umm i think so
blonde_hottie_15_04: lol
dj_bobbyb_311: can i add you
dj_bobbyb_311: im about to leave
blonde_hottie_15_04: ya if u want
dj_bobbyb_311: and by the way, im movin back to toledo on friday
blonde_hottie_15_04: mhmmmm
blonde_hottie_15_04: lolk
dj_bobbyb_311: hey
dj_bobbyb_311: omg you are real
dj_bobbyb_311: and hot as hell
blonde_hottie_15_04: yeah... lol
dj_bobbyb_311: can i add you?
dj_bobbyb_311: you
blonde_hottie_15_04: ya go ahead
dj_bobbyb_311: wow
blonde_hottie_15_04: hahaha wat? u can if u want. lmfao
dj_bobbyb_311: im too excited
dj_bobbyb_311: you wanna see a pic of me
blonde_hottie_15_04: sure
dj_bobbyb_311: how old are you
blonde_hottie_15_04: 15
dj_bobbyb_311: and is that reall you, dont play with me
dj_bobbyb_311: whaty?????????????
blonde_hottie_15_04: ya it iz.
dj_bobbyb_311: thats jailtime
blonde_hottie_15_04: lol
blonde_hottie_15_04: how old ru
dj_bobbyb_311: im 21
blonde_hottie_15_04: thats not old
dj_bobbyb_311: well your 15
dj_bobbyb_311: but you are smokin hott
blonde_hottie_15_04: ur younger than my sis
dj_bobbyb_311: omg
blonde_hottie_15_04: lol ty
dj_bobbyb_311: i think jail ,is worth it to spnd time with you
dj_bobbyb_311: so im gonna add you
blonde_hottie_15_04: lolol
blonde_hottie_15_04: haha k
dj_bobbyb_311: =))
dj_bobbyb_311: ok send me your real pic now
blonde_hottie_15_04: lol. u want more of me?
dj_bobbyb_311: hell yeah
dj_bobbyb_311: i got you on my list as hot girl
dj_bobbyb_311: deal?
blonde_hottie_15_04: hahah lol
dj_bobbyb_311: what you mean by do i wanna see more
blonde_hottie_15_04: more pix of me
dj_bobbyb_311: you got some
blonde_hottie_15_04: ya lol
dj_bobbyb_311: send therm over
blonde_hottie_15_04: wuts ur email
dj_bobbyb_311: im gettin ready to go to charlotte
dj_bobbyb_311: ericsoleau24@msn.com
blonde_hottie_15_04: k hold on
dj_bobbyb_311: oh by the way, im movin back to toledo on friday, where you from?
blonde_hottie_15_04: im in detroit
dj_bobbyb_311: hmmm, i dont like detroit
dj_bobbyb_311: my ride dont go to ghetto d
dj_bobbyb_311: you gonna be on me tomorrow, i mean on the net?
dj_bobbyb_311: hehe
blonde_hottie_15_04: a
blonde_hottie_15_04: ya
blonde_hottie_15_04: i sent the pix
dj_bobbyb_311: omg
blonde_hottie_15_04: ?
dj_bobbyb_311: yeah, dont you forget about me
dj_bobbyb_311: your hot
blonde_hottie_15_04: lol
blonde_hottie_15_04: aww ty
dj_bobbyb_311: hers me
blonde_hottie_15_04: u gotta email it
dj_bobbyb_311: damn i dont have time
blonde_hottie_15_04: my comp doesnt allow file transfers for sum reason
blonde_hottie_15_04: awww
dj_bobbyb_311: ill reply to yours ok and send them that
blonde_hottie_15_04: wut? ru sending now
dj_bobbyb_311: k hang on alright, im sending you some pics
blonde_hottie_15_04: yay
dj_bobbyb_311: through e-mail so calm down ok
blonde_hottie_15_04: lolol ok
dj_bobbyb_311: ok in the first one im the guy standing without a shirt on ok and the other 2 im the guy with the green and tan sweater on alright
dj_bobbyb_311: i wont be here when you get them maybe
blonde_hottie_15_04: k, were they sent?
dj_bobbyb_311: workin on it sweetheart
dj_bobbyb_311:
blonde_hottie_15_04: o ok lol
dj_bobbyb_311: k they comin
dj_bobbyb_311: hopefully before i leave
blonde_hottie_15_04: k
blonde_hottie_15_04: ya i got em
dj_bobbyb_311:
blonde_hottie_15_04: k hold on a sec
dj_bobbyb_311: alright hurry babe
blonde_hottie_15_04: heheh omg!! ur soooo cute
dj_bobbyb_311: really?
blonde_hottie_15_04: ya!!
dj_bobbyb_311: problem being you are only 15
dj_bobbyb_311: but omg
blonde_hottie_15_04: lolol
dj_bobbyb_311: nevermind baby doll
blonde_hottie_15_04:
blonde_hottie_15_04: ;-)
dj_bobbyb_311: so so sexy
dj_bobbyb_311: from detroit right
dj_bobbyb_311: what the hell you doing here on a saturday huh
dj_bobbyb_311: im movin back to toledo on friday
blonde_hottie_15_04: :-(
dj_bobbyb_311: whats wrong sweetie
blonde_hottie_15_04: nothin'

 

dj_bobbyb_311: whats the sad face for
blonde_hottie_15_04: but thats in another state :-(
dj_bobbyb_311: toledo isnt far from detroit trust me
dj_bobbyb_311: bout an hour
dj_bobbyb_311: and i got a car
dj_bobbyb_311: nice car too
blonde_hottie_15_04: o thats not far. lmao
blonde_hottie_15_04: kewl. wut kind?
dj_bobbyb_311: 2000 monte carlo ss, midnight blue
dj_bobbyb_311: sunroof and seat warmer just for you
blonde_hottie_15_04: ooo, kewl
blonde_hottie_15_04: ;-)
dj_bobbyb_311: omg i dont wanna go to jail but you are so damn hot baby
blonde_hottie_15_04: lol tyyy.
dj_bobbyb_311: singning back into to msn for one more look before i leave
dj_bobbyb_311: :x
dj_bobbyb_311: wow
blonde_hottie_15_04: heheheh lol
dj_bobbyb_311: im sorry but damn girl
dj_bobbyb_311: when you gonna be 18
blonde_hottie_15_04: 3 years.
blonde_hottie_15_04: lol
dj_bobbyb_311: (
dj_bobbyb_311: you see me without my shirt on
dj_bobbyb_311: ????????????????
dj_bobbyb_311: whatcha think huh?
blonde_hottie_15_04: :-d
dj_bobbyb_311: be honest with me now
blonde_hottie_15_04: ;-)
blonde_hottie_15_04: ur hot
dj_bobbyb_311: lol i dont believe you
dj_bobbyb_311: tell me how you really feel
blonde_hottie_15_04: hmmmm
blonde_hottie_15_04: i stand by wut i alreadt said :-d
dj_bobbyb_311: oh my, your too good to be true
dj_bobbyb_311: young but so damn sexy
blonde_hottie_15_04: lolol
blonde_hottie_15_04: ty
blonde_hottie_15_04: and im not that young! cum on
dj_bobbyb_311: we will keep it low key till your 18, and i wont have a computer when i go back home, at least till i move out again
dj_bobbyb_311: i got a cell phone though
dj_bobbyb_311: ok ok my brother is bichin now
blonde_hottie_15_04: lol
dj_bobbyb_311: your on my messenger ok
blonde_hottie_15_04: k
dj_bobbyb_311: did you add me?
blonde_hottie_15_04: umm lemme check
dj_bobbyb_311: my name is eric b the way
blonde_hottie_15_04: ya
blonde_hottie_15_04: lolol who is katie
dj_bobbyb_311: lol, dont worry bout her
dj_bobbyb_311: shes a friend in canada right now
dj_bobbyb_311: just a friend
dj_bobbyb_311: known her forever
blonde_hottie_15_04: o lol
blonde_hottie_15_04: k
dj_bobbyb_311: alright you, have a good night ok
blonde_hottie_15_04: k
dj_bobbyb_311: dont be afraid to, leave me a nice and sweet message alright
blonde_hottie_15_04: k
dj_bobbyb_311: i got something for ya before i go too
dj_bobbyb_311: hehe
blonde_hottie_15_04: awwwww!
blonde_hottie_15_04: :-*
dj_bobbyb_311: ok see you later babe
blonde_hottie_15_04: k
dj_bobbyb_311: be good and have fun tonight
blonde_hottie_15_04: hehehe k
dj_bobbyb_311: byeeee><:-*
blonde_hottie_15_04: byeeee :x

 

LMFAO, but then about 15 minutes later he returned...

dj_bobbyb_311: ok ok all i gotta say is wow
dj_bobbyb_311: il leave it at that ok
blonde_hottie_15_04: hahah ur cute
dj_bobbyb_311: bye sweetheart
dj_bobbyb_311: :xthinks he's in love:x
dj_bobbyb_311: bye baby, be home later tonight k
blonde_hottie_15_04: awww lol thats sweet
blonde_hottie_15_04: :-*
dj_bobbyb_311: ><:-*bye sexy
blonde_hottie_15_04: bye hottie ;-)
dj_bobbyb_311: leave me somethin sweet k
dj_bobbyb_311: bye now
blonde_hottie_15_04: an offline message?
dj_bobbyb_311: yup
dj_bobbyb_311:
blonde_hottie_15_04: heheh k
dj_bobbyb_311: gonna leave me somethin right
blonde_hottie_15_04: ya! lol
blonde_hottie_15_04: im gonna wait 4 u to leave tho! then when u check later ull see it
blonde_hottie_15_04: lmao
dj_bobbyb_311: ok im leavin right now... mmmmmmmmmmuah
dj_bobbyb_311: bye sweetheart
blonde_hottie_15_04: k bye

 

Here's one I'm not sure I posted yet. I logged off because I was getting impatient with waiting for him... so, it ends where it ends.

osh_mi: hi there
blonde_hottie_15_04: hey there
blonde_hottie_15_04: asl?
mosh_mi: 29/m/Detroit area, you?
blonde_hottie_15_04: 15 f detroit
blonde_hottie_15_04: kewl
mosh_mi: you are a cutie
mosh_mi: have a bf?
blonde_hottie_15_04: no
blonde_hottie_15_04: lol
mosh_mi: how come?
blonde_hottie_15_04: boys my age r stupid
mosh_mi: like older guys?
blonde_hottie_15_04: ya. theyre nice n dont spread rumors n stuff
mosh_mi: yup
mosh_mi: what are you doing tonight?
blonde_hottie_15_04: watching the bodyguard
blonde_hottie_15_04: u?
mosh_mi: just chatting right now
mosh_mi: got any more pics or a cam?
blonde_hottie_15_04: ya i got more pics
blonde_hottie_15_04: want me to send em to you?
mosh_mi: yeah please
blonde_hottie_15_04: wuts ur email?
mosh_mi: mosh_mi@yahoo.com
blonde_hottie_15_04: k, hold on
mosh_mi: ok
blonde_hottie_15_04: i might have 2 send more than 1 email
mosh_mi: ok
blonde_hottie_15_04: sent
mosh_mi: ok sexy
blonde_hottie_15_04: lol
mosh_mi: brb
blonde_hottie_15_04: ok
mosh_mi: you are really sexy
mosh_mi: do you have a cam?
mosh_mi: hello?
blonde_hottie_15_04: sorry
blonde_hottie_15_04: lol
blonde_hottie_15_04: no mom stole
blonde_hottie_15_04: it
blonde_hottie_15_04: (read pro)
mosh_mi: damn
mosh_mi: we should hang out tonight
blonde_hottie_15_04: wut would we do?
mosh_mi: we can hang out at my place if you want
blonde_hottie_15_04: ok
blonde_hottie_15_04: my moms gonna be out till 6 am
blonde_hottie_15_04: shes nurse at detroit memorial
mosh_mi: cool
blonde_hottie_15_04: u can watch the bodyguard with me
mosh_mi: oh ok, where do you live in Detroit
blonde_hottie_15_04: want my addy
blonde_hottie_15_04: ?
mosh_mi: yeah
blonde_hottie_15_04: 1300 beaubien
blonde_hottie_15_04: u cna mapquest it
mosh_mi: ok hold on
blonde_hottie_15_04: k
mosh_mi: whats your name?
blonde_hottie_15_04: cassy
blonde_hottie_15_04: well, cassita, but cassy
mosh_mi: cool Im Marc
blonde_hottie_15_04: kewl
mosh_mi: is it an apt
blonde_hottie_15_04: no
blonde_hottie_15_04: house.
blonde_hottie_15_04: its yellow w/ blue trim
mosh_mi: ok
mosh_mi: what time?
blonde_hottie_15_04: umm wen u wanna come over?
mosh_mi: whenever
blonde_hottie_15_04: choose a time
mosh_mi: umm like 9?
blonde_hottie_15_04: ok
blonde_hottie_15_04: so wut r we gonna do?
mosh_mi: watch a movie right?
blonde_hottie_15_04: ya ok
mosh_mi: what else you wanna do?
blonde_hottie_15_04: umm i dunno lol
blonde_hottie_15_04:
mosh_mi:
mosh_mi: we can cuddle
blonde_hottie_15_04: really? ok
mosh_mi: yeah
blonde_hottie_15_04: hehehe
blonde_hottie_15_04: so, iz that all?
mosh_mi: umm what else you wanna do?
blonde_hottie_15_04: lol i dunno
mosh_mi: wanna mess around?
blonde_hottie_15_04: ok
blonde_hottie_15_04: liek wut u mean mess around?
mosh_mi: like makeout, get naked lol
blonde_hottie_15_04: oo ok
mosh_mi: if you wanna
blonde_hottie_15_04: ya i do if u wanna
mosh_mi: yeah ok
blonde_hottie_15_04: ok