Living with No Penis

It's hard work but someone's got to do it I suppose.

 

I'll let you borrow mine occasionally,if that will help.

 

hahaha awesome

can I decorate it... like paint it or something?

 

You can definitely paint it.

 

"Detachable PENIS"

 

right on! :sunny:

that's... a song im sure of it.. but i'm not remembering what song lol

 

It is hard work. At least we never have to worry about awkward boners though.

 

hahaha yea that would suck I've always thought. esp for younger guys (teens n stuff) that have less control over it...

 

It is the name of the song. A classic!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2_FaSPYU6s"]Louise C K Boners - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfkG_0hyIoc"]Louis CK : Masturbation - YouTube

 

I don't know how I live with mine sometimes.

 

Must be hard.

 

i wish they had off switches...im 38 and still get random ones like when i was 13

 

I get that too, and I have to go back about 5-10 minutes to figure out what dirty thought triggered it.

 

I've done quite well without a penis.

 

I thought you had kids?

 

Good one.:2thumbsup:

 

Just think about all the time I've wasted cuz my penis took over and started thinking for me.