Little Johnny ...(and little Jill) Jokes

'Little Johnny' jokes have been with us for years.
The Cheeky little boy who has a 'Smart -sometimes,though not always - innocent retort to - Primarily a Teacher and/or Adults questions.
Be it at School, home of play, 'Little Johnny' is not a Naughty child, but one whose observational comments raise a smile.
Here's to 'Little Johnny' and the fun he both brought and brings to us on a dull day

• (Just for diversity - and, as I'm sure there were girls or similar nature!) let's include 'Little Jill posts as well)

 

Teacher: How do you spell Crocodile? - Johnny?
Johnny: K-R-O-C-K-O-D-I-L-E
Teacher:No that's wrong.
Johnny: No It's right
Teacher: Crocodie, is spelt C-R-O-C-O-D-I-L-E

• Johnny: That may be the case, but you asked me how 'I ' spelt it, and that's how 'I ' spell it

 

Teacher:Jill, go and stand in front of the Map of the World, and point out where Australia is
Jill:Here it is Miss, at the bottom of the Map.
Teacher: Correct. Now Class, who can tell me who discovered Australia?

• Johnny: Jill did, Miss

 

Teacher:Johnny, the homework I gave last night,to write a story about "My favourite pet" is the same as your sister Jill's, did you copy it?

• Johnny: No Miss, it's the same pet

 

Teacher: Johnny, how old is your father?
Johnny : 6 Miss
Teacher: That can't be right, why would you say that?

• Johnny: Because he only became a father when I was born ... 6 years ago

 

Teacher:What do you call a person who goes on and on, and keeps on talking when no one is interested?

• Johnny: A Teacher

 

Teacher: "How far have you gone with your homework Johnny?"

• Johnny: "About 8 miles Miss. - I went home with it and came back with it this morning."

 

Teacher: "Now Johnny, - be honest, - do you say your prayers every night before dinner?"

• Johnny: "No Miss, I don't have to - my Mother is a really good cook."

 

Teacher: "Ok class, I want you to say a sentence that begins with the letter I,... Johnny, you begin"
Johnny: "I is....."
Teacher interupts him and says, no Johnny, you should always say "I am".

• Johnny: "Ok Miss... I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

 

Teacher: "Johnny! Why are you are late to class again?"

• Johnny: "What do you mean Miss?, you said that it is never too late to learn."

 

Teacher: "Johnny! Stop making those ugly faces in the classroom, when I was a young girl I was told that if I made ugly faces and the wind changed, my face would stay that way."

• Johnny: "Well Miss, you can't say that you weren't warned."