Listen...

I know this..I've just had many beers tonight. Mark Templeton is resonating my bones, but my skin is dampening the vibration.

 

I thought you would know this, and better than I. I'm just explaining it the best I can to others. Enjoy your beer young stalk.

 

aye, thank you for doing so... *listens to beer bubble*

ftw.

 

I use to listen to my beer. It would say to me, "Asshole, I got you by the balls!".

 

My beer tells me that every woman I see is a fox.

 

My beer doesn't say anything wtf you monkeys talkin' about? I just hear carbon dioxide gurgles...

oh wait, this just in, my beer said, "Hi."

 

Hi, Stalks beer!!!

 

sizzle pop

 

i want some beer now...

 

There's plenty of it.

 

i also require beer

 

Hi Zilla. *bubbles squirm*

 

hell no i am sharing my 24 pack of natural ice with you guys. psh.

 

yay!

 

hi stalk and bubbleses

beer beer, get in my belleh

 

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we don't want that shitty beer anyways.

microbrews, ftw!

 

Are you an alias of my husband?

 

goood! im glad!

 

or rather, are you my husband and is this an alis? if not, you need to be friends with my husband. I am sure he listens to beer, maybe it even talks to him.

 

I'm not your husband, haha, I'm a fucking elf. I love all people, unless they are stupid. Then I love to make fun of them. Ouch, I can be evil. I mean....Hello.