"Listen Up Dirt Bag!!!!!!!"

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Booty_Man, Jan 4, 2005.

  1. Booty_Man

    Booty_Man Banned

    "Cut yor hair! Get off your lazy ass! Get a freaking job you lazy SOB! You are a disgrace and an embarrassment to your family!"

    I am writing a self help book that I anticipate will sell in the millions!
     
  2. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    you should write a self help book about impotence...
     
  3. Booty_Man

    Booty_Man Banned

    I did but the book's sales instantly dropped after the introduction of Viagra.
     
  4. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

    sounds like some marine corps thing.
     
  5. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

    Why thank you for the wonderful advice, good sir! :rolleyes:
     
  6. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    I'll buy one so I can set it on fire and throw it at you.
     
  7. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

    strokes her hair...I don't want to cut it):
     
  8. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

    if you're motivated enought to get out go buy a book and follow the 3 weeks worth of instructions to get motivated don't you have enough motivation already
     
  9. Booty_Man

    Booty_Man Banned

    But that wouldn't be the hippy-bitch thing to do.
     
  10. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

    Yeah... but try to write "Strap-on Kamasutra for Lesbians".... it's gonna sell really well
     
  11. Booty_Man

    Booty_Man Banned

    Shroom would have several copies for herself. One in each room.
     
  12. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    You7 need to come in my other post and visit me and tell me what you think of the guy I've posted.
     
  13. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    Ive got to hand it to ya bogs, you know me too well [​IMG] :rolleyes: harhar
     
  14. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    I'm bored. Please come to my Well How about that? post.

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    Aint too proud to beg.;)
     
  15. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    the bats have left the bell tower, the victims have been been bled/red velvet lines the black box, BELA LUGOSI IS DEAD!!!!!
     
  16. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

    nahh... nothing beats lesbian strapon sex
     

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