Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants. It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood. "Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. At least 2 people die every year from vending machines falling on them. It's against the law in Chicago to eat in a place that is on fire. It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk More than 2500 left handed people are killed every year from using right handed products Redheads make up only 4% of the population of the world
In Elizabethan England the spoon was such a novelty, such a prized rarity, that people carried their own folding spoons to banquets. (This was true, however, for only the people who were invited to banquets.)
In Gulliver's Travels Jonathan Swift described the two moons of Mars, Phobos and Deimos, giving their exact size and speeds of rotation. He did this more than 100 years before either moon was discovered.
i'm really tired and i know i should be sleeping but i couldn't sleep and was woken up from a dream by the thought of doritos ... i wish i had some frucking doritos
If that actually means 'licking your elbow' I can lick mine too. Photographs to prove this fact will come later.
just adding evidence to your arsenal my friend..... oh and: The coastal town of Picoaza, Ecuador, was in the midst of a listless election campaign when a foot deodorant manufacturer came out with the slogan "Vote for any candidate, but if you want well-being and hygiene, vote for Pulvapies." Then on the eve of the voting, a leaflet reading "For Mayor: Homorable Pulvapies" was widely distributed. In one of the great embarrassments of democracy, the voters of Picoaza elected the foot powder by a clear majority; Pulvapies also ran well in outlying districts.