Lingering at a shrub

Has anyone here ever lingered at a shrub? It's hawtt!!!111one!

Have you ever truly stopped to appreciate some bush. I stopped by one the other day and this shrub started to rub against me and then slipped a twig up my shorts. I wanted the whole branch but not really out in the open park like this. Then my friend came along and whisked me away to the daffodils.
Shrub Blocker.







Sue me, I'm bored and sober.

 

I Think I Prefer You Drunk...



Cheers Glen.

 

Stoned not drunk.

I know I prefer me stoned.

 

You might be an al-Qaeda terrorist.

 

That's what I get for having a vagina around Islamists.

Sidenote: Watched the movie Taquwacores the other day. I enjoyed it.

 

i prefer hedges

 

I was out walking the dog in the woods and a salah bush tried to rape me or maybe I just slipped and fell.

 

This is the kind of thread i expect from nz male

 

It's winter so most bushes aren't as intriguing looking as they can be. In summer it is easier to let yourself get enchanted by a bush or 2.

 

when you say bush it makes me think of lady pubes and now that i see shrub i cant help but think of young girl pubes. now i feel like a perv for making that connection. thanks for ruining the thread for me....

 

As I read your post (and reread mine) I can't help but concluding I am not the one to blame or thank

 

you didnt nothing wrong, but it was your post that made me think it.

 

i have lingered at this shrub a few times. if it is indeed a shrub

 

No, that's a bed.

 

damn i been laying inside all this time. i didnt know when i was told to sleep in a bed i was being told to sleep out in the garden.

 

I sometimes give shrubs golden showers.. kinky..

 

:watchplant::

 

Is that shrub covering a mound or is it just that thick? Anyway, that is nice shrubbery.

 

it's just that thick.


and yes,



that is what she said