Like who have you met online that you most wish you knew IRL?

Not necessarily famous, but mine is Angie Bowie. She is positively captivating and I admired her a lot for a really long time-- moreso after I got to know her.

All of the coolest friends I have on the accursed Facebook which we will not speak of again I met through her. A lot of club kids, several really sweet models, artists of all sorts.

She liked two rather obscure musical groups that I liked, Azailia Snail and the Duel, so we had that in common. Also she was raised in Cyprus, so she knew who Tahireh was and really enjoyed my English 101 paper I wrote about Tahireh.

She turned me on to videos of Richard O'Brian singing songs from Rocky Horror acoustically.

Seriously, who the fuck could be cooler than that, except Grace Jones who I am jaw dropped dazzled by appearing naked with tribal war paint on stage at her age!!!! And god, I know those two know each other!

I was really touched at how nice she was all the time (she does not go to the unmentioned place anymore either!!!!!)

She wrote a really cool book and I talked to a magazine editor I know who encouraged me to write for him about it and she let me do an interview so I could review her book.

She writes the most beautiful poetry, and I bought her album "Moon Godess" which was really great and I didn't even know existed. There's no pretense or shallowness about her. She's really intelligent, deep, and compassionate for the future of humanity.

I think of her in this way because she lives in Tuscon right now and that ain't far and sometimes me and my cousin go out there cause he likes to do road trips and fuck around. It's fun but I do not have the willpower to maintain my fasting schedule when he is taking me to resuraunts, so I don't do the road trips often.

I would not bother her, though. I think she's entitled to some rest, especially from musicians!