Lighten Up! Silly Things Omnivores Say To Veg*ns

Discussion in 'Vegetarian' started by drumminmama, Apr 29, 2017.

  1. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    Keep it light!

    What are some silly things you have been asked, on beyond the where do you get your ... questions?

    (I answer "food.")

    Last week, someone asked if I can use shampoo.
     
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  2. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    I have a silly question

    Why is tbere an asterisk where an a should be?
     
  3. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    In a Boolean search, an asterisk is a wildcard.
    In this case it shortens "vegetarian or vegan."

    It was used heavily on the old hip forums, and the first couple years of 2.0.
     
  4. Michael Phelps

    Michael Phelps Am I being detained?

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    Aren't you hungry all the time?
     
  5. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

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    Get asked all the time if I eat chicken.
     
  6. Spectacles

    Spectacles My life is a tapestry Lifetime Supporter

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    I was a vegetarian in the 1970's and went to my parents for Thanksgiving. I remember my Mom saying "But it is Thanksgiving, won't you be eating any turkey?"
     
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  7. drumminmama

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    What? They don't come from eggplants? ;)
     
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  8. drumminmama

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    Oh, I had that one.

    But I went veg on a particular Wednesday in November.
    My mom will never forgive me for that. But she likes my pumpkin pies.

    During a chat, an acquaintance asked if I missed pork.
    I was raised kosher, became veg at 13. Hydrox, not Oreos in my childhood.
    I've never had Buffalo hot wings. (Well, I have had tempeh versions)
     
  9. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe Visitor

    My least favorite:

    "If you were stuck on an island with nothing to eat except meat, would you eat it?"
     
  10. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    didn't I see ''do vegans swallow'' on the sex side this week?....I thought it was a valid but silly question that I still don't know the answer to


    ''how can you tell if someone is vegan''?


    'don't worry they'll fucking tell you''


    :)
     
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  11. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    It was here, in veg. And the answer is in post 12. ;)
    Eta, found it: Do Vegans Swallow?

    I'm still wondering why people think bathing is not a veg*n thing.
    And it wasn't during my dreadlock years.
     
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  12. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    I Thought It Was Common Knowledge That "Dread Heads" Don't Bathe........ :D



    Cheers Glen.

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  13. drumminmama

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    Glenglen is granted a .353735 nanosecond ban.

    Welcome back.
     
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  14. My Brazilian friend asked me the other day if I ate chicken! I'm like wtf, what part of I don't eat meat don't you get?
     
  15. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    People always ask me if I just need the right cock...

    Oh, VEGitarians.

    I'm on the wrong thread. ;)
     
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  16. guerillabedlam

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    Hey Vegans, if you are so concerned about the animals, why are you eating their food?
     
  17. drumminmama

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    Steak, tube steak... likely the same people, too.
     
  18. unfocusedanakin

    unfocusedanakin The Archaic Revival Lifetime Supporter

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    I point out how in these situations history shows humans will eat other and that if they don't there is probably plants here that could support any animals you hunt. They don't like when the same logic is used on them and I got one to admit "ok I kind of see your point" but it shuts most down saying it's not the same thing. Well in my world it is.
     
  19. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe Visitor

    This is literally one of the silly things that I get all of the time. But like, people are serious about it.
     
  20. Duncan

    Duncan Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I guess they think that vegans only douche.
     

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