life's not a bitch -

hehe more than 500.. more like thousands

i live in california now

ahhh very far away ..well if you're ever in the area.. feel free to stop by

 

I meant 5000 I just didn't hit '0' enough


ok...
Do you live anywhere near Napa or San Fran.?

 

i live about 325 miles north of frisco

so about.. 5 1/2 to 6 hours north

do you go there often?

 

Nope but I have family out in Napa Valley so I go every once in a while (every few years)
I really like it in mid - northern Califronia. The weather is great

 

hell yeah it is.. its been so nice here. actually i havent been anywhere south of frisco.. i wanna get down south though. maybe for spring break... gas is just fucking expensive, though.. heh

 

gas ain't expensive you can buy some beans for.... oh you mean cars (what a horrible joke, I should be taken out into a field and shot)
I think I heard of Frisco before, is there anything famous there?

 

frisco as in san francisco

i suppose the golden gate bridge and golden gate park are pretty famous.. or haigh-ashbury

oh dont worry.. i absolutely love bad jokes and especially bad puns!

 

bad pun/joke: what do you call a pretentious sponge? a loofah.


i really admire farmers. they're outstanding in their fields.

 

wow howl! hahaha those are great.. thats weird though, i was about to tell the joke:

why did the cow get a promotion?

- 'cause it was outstanding in its field!

 

I'm sorry I'm dyslexic-ish or something and I was seeing 'Frisco', I even typed 'Frisco' but, I was thinking Fresco the whole time

yup

I don't, they piss me off, I do them anyway, it's in my blood

 

that's some rod serling twilight zone shit there.... you gotta quit rappin' about cali, i just got done shoveling for the third time.

 

have you heard about that new pirate movie?











its rated AHRRRRRR!

 

no.... but i hope to.

 

wow that was SO BAD
I love you

 

what's really strange is when i saw this thread it made me remember a cheezy pun written on a cheezy pink ibanez guitar bon jovi used to play about 15 years ago:


life's a beach..... why ain't i on it (with a little scribbly palm tree next to it...)

 

hahaha @ howl
you crack me up



thanks duck i love you too
are you yellow and fuzzy? that would be rad

may i pet you ? !?

 

whats brown and sticky?













a stick.

 

hahahaha i LOL'ed at that one

 

cool
sure

go right ahead

 

thanks

*pet pet*

i always thought ducks were pretty damn sweet

'cause they like bread like me...