in fact, i think you're the holy grail of stuff white people like: indian, english, vegetarian, associated with bollywood by race...my goodness...
A black heart! Black Fingernails! Black bruises! where bitchslapping may have occured! Black teeth! Blackheads!
tonight i'm cooking a pork roast for supper. its in the oven at the moment, in fact. lots of garlic and pepper, covered in chopped onion, a little salt, and a tiny bit of chili powder on it. also making baked potatoes for me and my sister. we also will have salad.
mmm, had a lot of salad and a little pork. the potatoes didn't cook all the way through, so i made garlic bread. we'll save the potatoes for soup or something
i want a nice medium rare steak on the bbq and a hot studly man to bring it to me if only it wasn't 4 am..and this town had hot studly men..or i had steaks..or a bbq god damn it