life lessons

People that say they have no regrets are liars.

Treat everyone like an equal no matter what situation they're in. Actually get into a conversation with a store clerk or homeless person. They're still people and you're not any better than them no matter what you tell yourself.

Go ahead and be offensive. It's far better than living in fear of what people think.

Learn how much alcohol you can drink and how fast, then stick to it. It saves everyone involved a lot of hassle.

Learn how to cook.

 

I once saw a homeless guy skipping down the street.. and he got hit in the head with a bottle.. yea.. i threw it... he forgot the rules..

 

^rofl.

Also, NEVAAAAAAR EVAAAAAR EVAAAAR try to buy weed from a bum named Pop's ...

LMAO... Where the hell is Ebene anyway xD

 

yea that Pop's is a shady twat.. owes me money.. said he could get me a fat bag o' chronix

 

ROFL!!! xD

 

travel. go places.. and see everything

 

I was talking to a homeless guy who fought in Vietnam and got screwed out of his veteran's benefits by the Reagan administration.

 

never trust rush limbaugh, the second you arent looking he will steal all your oxy's

 

Its all about perspective

 

never eat a shit ton of wasabi peas and then trip on mushrooms and fart.. you may think you shit yourself..

 

only believe something is true after you self-verify it.

 

the bathroom sink: also a urinal

 

tossing salads is risky business, watch out for that dingleberry salad

 

^ and you know this from experience?

 

Do your best to prevent Diabetes. Because when you have it, and your old, and you run out of ice cream, and strike your wife... and then a few weeks later remmeber your wife has been dead for 5 years, you will be questioning yourself what the hell did you hit.

 

1. If you wont put one head down there don't put the other head down there..

 

^ best piece of advice thus far, even though i don't have two "heads"

 

The sentence that sums up my current life philosophy and view on things is "this too shall pass". I say that to myself probably around a dozen times daily just to remind myself that most things that are annoyances are rather trivial, and the only thing you can depend upon in this crazy, beautiful and chaotic world is that in the chaos, there is order, and that you can always rely on things changing. So if you are having an awful day, know that it will change. If you are having a great day, don't hold on to it but fully feel every single ounce of contentment, joy, curiosity, optimism know that to feel this way is a blessing, and that suffering is the rule, not the exception.


Also, fuck bitches, get money.

 

exactly the sort of thing i made this thread for, then it got all caught up in silliness.

and no i look before i eat

 

Nice, i have a similar thing i too say to myself... Forgive them, for they know not what they do. Its basicly from religion, but i dont use in a religious way. I just consider most people rather stupid, so i just tell this to stop myself from wanting to hurt them or publicly humiliate them or just get very very on edge for the rest of the day.
Because indeed, most people are clueless about right and wrong, its really just the consuquences of your actions.

And i lol'd at last statement.

Also, IDK... Bro's before ho's??
If a friends girl came onto me or such, i would never ever ever go with it. A lay is not worth a frienship imo.

Also, if you cant beat them, your not trying hard enough.