Lies about where babies come from

I wasn't allowed any books like that, but, after having 6 kids, my mom decided to work for planned parenthood. That was back in the early days when they had to go handing out pamphlets about birth control. Everybody on my block knew she had 6 kids and wondered why she chose that job.Well...dah! One day I found a book about pregnancy laying on the kitchen table. Got home from school early and surprised the * out of her!

 

well thats what she told me, ive never seen my mom kiss anyone since i was 2

 

i was told they floated down a river. lol

 

I like that floating down the river idea. Sounds like a cool way to have a kid!:H

 

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