Let's talk.

That is brilliant, that is what this thread is for.
Although I often post jokes for Joel. lol

 

Today - 25th January, is Rabbie Burns Day - so who, apart from myself will be eating Haggis, Neeps & Tatties and washing down with a 'wee dram' (or three) !!!

 

I think a thread will be posted soon. xxx

 

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.

 

Of course it will Gal.
It’s good to talk!

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I had to take my wife to the doctors yesterday. She got hit in the head at work pretty good. I ended work early and rushed home.

 

OMG is she ok?

 

Yeah she's doing okay. I never been so worried sick. She's taking pain meds and she's back at work today.

 

I can imagine. Why back at work so quiclkly? I bet you are now worried about that.
I will keep you both in my thoughts and prayers. x

 

Thank you. Doctor cleared her. I kept her in check last night. I tested her to make sure she was all there and she passed successfully.

 

Still a worry, I know that. x

 

So sorry about what happened to your Wife random.
Very concerning.

Football watching for me now kick off 8.00pm in five minutes time.
Tottenham v Liverpool.
I hope it is a draw so they get just one point each!

 

Enjoy your football Boozy. xxx

I need a bubble bath.

 

I'm worried about it myself. I'm happy that she's around people to keep an eye on her. I'm going to test her again when I get home tonight.

 

Thank you booze.

 

Yes, thank goodness for mobile phones.

 

Is it me or are phones getting bigger again?

 

Bigger with much better cameras on them.

 

Very much so! Some of the photos I post on here are from my phone.