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DrRainbow · Jan 14, 2021

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Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with Free Sex Plus and Clean House 2018. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch Turbo Strop and Whinge.

These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every sixth week.

Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Porsche 911 or Mercedes Estate hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called Mother In Law, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2018, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2018, it tends to delete all of Money before uninstalling itself.

Please advise ASAP Technical Support urgently required.
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I too have a Frankenstein Complex!

DrRainbow · Jan 14, 2021

Candy Gal said: ↑

Lift up the front and have a good hard look.

Check the spare tyre and any handles.

Make sure the top can come down and look good in the summer.

Are the bodywork and lines to your liking.

Ensure it response well when you are in the driving seat.

Fit a child lock.

Make sure any unusual noises can be safely ignored.

Ensure sole ownership.

If possible test drive several times before committing to ownership.

Make sure that there is a proper response when you put your foot down….

and that it is easy to control.

Ensure that no joy rider can get their hands on it.

See if the coil needs replacing.

Watch out for any nasty emissions.

Keep all leather accessories in order.

For your own safety never attempt to handle when drunk.

Never let your friends have a go.

German models - tend to be solid, steady runners, not ideal for frequent brief usage.

Italian models - are very responsive but change hands often and often make worrying noises.

American models - tend to consume excessive amounts of fuel.

British models - especially the attractive ones, are hard to find and expensive to maintain.

Swedish models - are usually versatile and safe.

Japanese models - are mass-produced and reliable, but very common and often unattractive.

French models - are easy to come by but frequently disappointing.

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Candy Gal · Jan 14, 2021

Funny chat?
No Rabbit? Lol

DrRainbow · Jan 14, 2021

We must insist upon more rabbit ladies and gentlemen.

Vladimir Illich · Jan 14, 2021

DrRainbow said: ↑

We must insist upon more rabbit ladies and gentlemen.
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Yes, I concur, I'm missing my Rabbit casseroles !!!

DrRainbow · Jan 14, 2021

Vladimir Illich said: ↑

Yes, I concur, I'm missing my Rabbit casseroles !!!
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As we already know... Vlad has taste.

soulcompromise · Jan 16, 2021

My GFs sister is getting married, and I can't help but smile at the narrative.

soulcompromise · Jan 16, 2021

Casseroles are great, but around here they're hard to come by without cheese or dairy.*

Candy Gal · Jan 16, 2021

soulcompromise said: ↑

My GFs sister is getting married, and I can't help but smile at the narrative.
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Hopefully you next. x

soulcompromise · Jan 16, 2021

Candy Gal said: ↑

Hopefully you next. x
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exactly... LOL!

WOLF ANGEL · Jan 16, 2021

I'd rather like a Casserole
BEEF:
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WOLF ANGEL · Jan 16, 2021

LAMB:
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WOLF ANGEL · Jan 16, 2021

CHICKEN:
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