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Thank you for cheery message Soul.
Yes it is 11.36am here in the UK and the morning is well underway.
I think I have spent the first ruddy hour of it on this ‘ere forum!
Must cut back methinks ‘cause Missus nags me about my time here!

You are right on Coffee though.
And you just prompted me to make some more.
One for me.
One for Wifey.
Can’t get enough!
Mind you my friend, I do love me tea as well!
.......

 

Kyrgyz folk do tea... I'm a regular at the local Starbucks locations - there must be 5 that I always go to... AND I'm considering trying their tea! I don't know what kind of tea they have in Kyrgyzstan. I shall ask her.

I think I had hotel-room tea when I went to England, and one blissful mug in an over-priced restaurant at Heathrow. Beyond that, we didn't even drink tea in England!

 

Cheer up we must bring happiness. xxx

 

CORRR They look naughty! Don't they? A? A? PHWOARR!

 

Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinum.

The barman asks 'Do you mean a Martini?'

Caesar says 'If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it'.

 

A set of jump leads walks into a bar, the barman says. Don’t start anything..

A young blonde woman gets pulled over for speeding in her car. Out of the squad car gets a police woman who is also blonde. The police woman walks up to the blonde driver and asks to see her licence.
'Ooh, er.... what does my licence look like?' asks the driver.
'Stop arsing about' says the copper, 'It's got your face on it'.
The woman digs around in her handbag and eventually pulls out a mirror and looks into it. 'This must be it' she says and passes it to the officer.
The officer takes one look in the mirror and says ' Ok, you can go now and if I had known you were a police officer, we could have avoided all this'.

 

hahahahahahahaha

 

A man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. When the man has ordered his drink, the monkey runs off towards the snooker table, jumps up, picks up the cue ball and swallows it.

'Did you see that?' asks the barman. Your monkey has eaten my cue ball'.

'Sorry about that says the man, obviously I will pay you for a new one'.

So the man pays for his drink and a new cue ball and leaves.

A week later the man walks in again, with the monkey on his shoulder. After the man orders his drink, the monkey jumps up on the bar, picks up a peanut, sticks it up his arse, pulls it out then eats it. Then he finds a plate of cocktail cherries, he picks one up, sticks it up his arse, pulls it out then eats it.

The barman is getting annoyed now and asks the man;

'Why is your monkey sticking things up his arse before eating them?'

The man says; After eating that cue ball, he likes to measure things first'.

 

You're the best Candy!

 

He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.
Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.
He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs.
His gentle stroking then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do the same to her right thigh.
By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.
The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.
"Why are you stopping?" she whispered.
He whispered back, "I found the remote".

 

hahahahahahahahahaha

 

Yer, killing me with these last few, CG! Gonna translate them into 'merkin' and pass them on. (There's that Churchill thing, "Two peoples divided by a common language.")

 

Help youself. xxx

I have more.

 

He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forward,
Then backwards, forward, then backwards again...... Back and forth...
Back and forth..... In and out.......She could feel the sweat on her forehead,
between her breasts and trickling down the small of her back. She was getting
near to the end. Her heart was pounding..... Her face was flushed.....
Then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.
Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted,










"Okay, Okay!!! I can’t park the car!!! You do it, you smug bugger!!!"

 

HAHA. MORE , CRIED THE OLD MAN! MORE!!

 

A THAILAND LOVE STORY

A man was lying in bed with his new Thai girlfriend
in a hotel in the Thai resort of Phuket.

After having great sex, she spent the next hour just
rubbing his testicles - something she loved to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do
you love doing that so much?"

"Because", she replied, "I really miss mine."

Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it.. lol

 

Fireworks have started early here tonight

 

The same here Cayo. All the dogs are barking - I nearly typed baking. lol

 

Don't need fireworks for the stupid mutt next door to start barking