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Good Moonday Talkers.
Just 14c here and cloudy and rather miserable, and of course you can check on that by looking in at my LIVE CCTV Streams links below.

Looking towards Sea:

Shared Live Stream | Nest

Looking towards Railway Bridge:

Shared Live Stream | Nest

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Not much better here.

It was barely 5 degrees when I set out this morning .

 

Brrr not much chat today?

 

I can always warm you up Candy

 

I know. xxx

I will post some jokes.

 

Knowing you they will be mucky ones

 

Sure. lol

12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on TV & radio.

1.　Ted Walsh　- Horse Racing Commentator –　
'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

2.　New Zealand Rugby Commentator　–　
'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'

3.　Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator　–　
'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria .. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

4.　Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977　–　
'Ah, isn't that nice.. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew..'

5.　US PGA Commentator　–　
'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ........ Oh my god !! What have I just said??'

6.　Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said:　
'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

7.　A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked,　
'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?'　
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8.　Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:　
'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'

9.　Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:　
'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. '

10　Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:　
'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

11.　Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:　
'They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'

12.　Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open:　
'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by hand’

 

Oh well
Time for bed said Zebedee

 

Yeah I know it is your beer time Boozy. X

 

You know everything about me Gal.
You didn’t give my camera thread a ‘bum’ today though!

 

Sorry. I was having a bad day earlier.
You know my worries.

 

Yes of course I do Candy.
You know me.
I just love teasing you, but I obviously need to be more thoughtful about itXXXX

 

It's ok you know I never dwell. X

 

Here we go . When you don't think things could get any worse .Wrong !

The mayor of Manchester is sticking his nib in again. He just has an agenda to get all the pubs closed down .He must have no social life . He is moaning about the 22.00 carfew.just what does he expect to happen at this time. O

I could just do with one of those before I get into another rant about Covid Restrictions

 

Morning Mysterone
We do have an annoying thread. Lol

Happy Twoosday has begun.

 

Perhaps another example of the mad mad world we live in.

A friend of mine has a model and gaming shop in our town . I must stress here that this is a shop and not a pub,cafe or restaurant . They have decided to place a scan place for Test and Trace and request anyone's details that do not possess a mobile phone ie me . As far as I am concerned he has now lost my business and perhaps some of the others. Many of his customers are University Students and we all know how susceptible they are for carrying the virus. I cant afford to lockdown .

 

Yep it is a mad world darling.
No mobile phone?
I tell them that, but I lie.
Damn Nanny state!

 

It is true that I don't carry one . My wifey does and normally that suffices .

I don't think I would get away as signing in to the shop as Mr Mouse Lol .

I think they are bound to crack down on this in the near distant future . I have even seen "Jimmy Saville" sign into a pub. I think I could have picked someone else better Lol .

We could always start a thread of Test and Trace fake name list ! Lol

 

Brilliant idea.

We could choose names for eachother. Lol