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Good afternoon Talkers!
God what a turn for the worse we have here in North Wales UK!
Yesterday it got to 19c and quite pleasant with no rain until the evening.
Today it is 13c has been raining but dry at the moment.

My usual Live CCTV cameras are below so you can see what it is like here for yourselves!
Have a lovely day.


Looking towards Sea:

Shared Live Stream | Nest

Looking towards Railway Bridge:

Shared Live Stream | Nest

 

O know what you mean boozy.
Don't a picture but yesterday it rain last night was really heavy rain with some flooding and to its clear skies and sunshine. I can't keep up, and that's saying something considering I live in the west coast. Lol

 

Brexit letter warns of 7,000-truck queues in Kent​

 

A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick. An ugly woman is passing and remarks "If you were a gentleman, you would lift your hat for a lady ..." He replies "If you were any sort of lady, the hat would lift itself!"

 

Now THAT is very cruel Dock.
How could you!

Mind you.
That reminds me.
I have never gone to bed with an ugly Woman.
But I have sure woken up with a few!

 

Shameless.

 

Superman was flying around Metropolis when he noticed Wonder Woman lying totally naked, spread-eagle on her bed. He thought, "Hmm... I could fly through that open window and be in and out before she even knew what hit her!" With nothing more than a rustle of the curtains, Superman was on his way, thinking, "Wow! She is really tight!" Back in her bedroom, Wonder Woman sat up asking, "What in Amazonia was that?!" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole sure hurts!"

 

Good evening guys.
Well I am just settling down for my evening meal and I have a football match to watch while I eat.
My team EVERON are playing Fleetwood away in a cup game and we should beat them.
I hope!
Kick off 7.45pm.

Catch you guys later.
Please behave while I am away.
You hear?

 

sORRY for my late reply Soul. I got distracted and busy. Thanks for replying. xxx

 

Time for bed said Zebedee.

 

Sweet dreams Gal.
I will be having Sweet Dreams because my EVERTON WON 5 - 2 in that cup game.
So very happy.

Apart from that.
How is the Troll hunting going then?

 

Oh it is still here.
Maybe it is not it?
I dunno???
It is stalking me, I saw that!

 

ME TOO!!!!

 

I concur.

 

Guy: Wanna suck my dick?
Girl: No.
Guy: Probably for the best. I mean, it has a label-Warning! Choking Hazard!
Girl: Isn't that the warning put on tiny objects?

 

Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said Little Johnny. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

 

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

 

Sixth grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class: "Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?" Nobody raises a hand, so she calls on the first student to look her way. "Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?" Mary stands up, blushing furiously. "How dare you ask such a question?" she says. "I'm going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal, who will have you fired!" Mrs. Sampson is shocked by Mary's reaction, but undaunted. She asks the class the question again, and this time Sam raises his hand. "Yes, Sam?" says Mrs. Sampson. "Ma'am, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye." "Very good, Sam. Thank you." Mrs. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, "Mary, I have 3 things to tell you: first, it's clear that you have not done your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, I fear one day you are going to be sadly disappointed."

 

A man was shaving in the bathroom when all of a sudden bubba, the boy he payed to mow his lawn comes in to take a piss. Well, the man cant help but look over his shoulder and he is surprised, "bubba, whats your secret?" Bubba says"well, every night before i go to get in bed with a woman i whack my dick on the bedpost three times." So the man decides to try it that very night. So he got to bed and whacked his dick on the bedpost three times and the wife wakes up and says"bubba, is that you?"

 

While talking to girl: "Hey, I heard an interesting stat the other day. They said that 80% of women masturbate in the shower. Know what the other 20% do?" "No, what?" "Yea, I figured you were in the first group."