Let's talk.

I used to be able to do this, but sadly not any more. I actually performed this dance at a place called Grinzing outside Vienna in the cafe where Johann Strauss performed.

 

Yes, many on those threads are weird.
Have a wonderful day hon.

 

Awww memories Vlad. xxxx

 

Yes candy darlin' !!!

 

Thanks and you too .

Are you off to work now as you normally disappear in the afternoon ?

 

Good morning to all TALKERS all around the world!
Lovely day outside were I am going now to sit on me hammock!
Live CCTV all the way from good Old Colwyn Bay here in North Wales below to see live weather here.

Looking towards Sea:

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Looking towards Railway Bridge:

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And the weather forecast is:

 

Nah a few days off

 

I have quite a few holidays to burn up as well thanks to the furloughing .

I will probably have some Fridays off and visit our new "local" in the adjacent town .I need a pub for my love of cask ale and to ahvede a meal out with my partner . As well of course for my mental well being .The latter is the reason I went Awol for a short time .

So what are you thinking of doing with the time off ?

 

It is sad stuff.
I would need to tell you by PM. X

 

Here you are matey - try this !!!

 

Naughty boy draws a p*nis on a black board. Lady teacher rubs it off. Next day he draws a bigger one and writes: "REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS!

 

Boy in the bath with his mum. Boy says, "Whats that hairy thing mum ?" Mum replies, "That is my sponge." "Oh yes," says the boy, "The babysitters got one, I've seen her washing dads face with it ."

 

A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.

 

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."

 

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b*tch in the kitchen."

 

One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. “What are you doing, Mommy?” The mother too embarassed to tell her little girl about sex so she makes up an answer. “Well, sweetie, sometimes daddy’s tummy gets too big so I have to jump up and down on it to flatten it out.” The little girl replies, “Well, mommy you really shouldn’t bother with that.” The mother has a confused look on her face, “Why do you say that sweetheart?” The little girl replies, “Because mommy, everytime you leave in the morning, the lady next door comes over and blows it back up.”

 

My house is being painted. Just thought I would say. lol

 

My head is being fried and my patience tested. In case you wondered lol

 

Fried? Eh?

 

You never heard that saying. It means people are giving me a headache lol