Let's talk.

lol

 

For you. xxx

 

That was awesome Candy! Thank you!

 

i KNEW you would love it. xxx

 

I'm a real lover.

 

Of my knickers. lol

 

Lets Talk about my good day shall we?
We went for a lovely walk this morning which was good.
EVERTON WON 5-2 today which was good.
And as things come in threes my brand new Apple Watch 6 got delivered from John Lewis at a cost of £409.00.
The case is Aluminium BLUE and the strap is lovely rubber BLUE.
So all of a sudden I LOVE BLUE!

I have set my BLUE Apple Watch 6 up now and I am very very very happy tonight.
It will soon be BOOZE time so I can celebrate a good day with a couple of bottles of......

Is there anyone out there who would like to join me with my Big Cock!

 

No. I could sell you blue videos for that kind of money.

 

Me?
Buy Blue Movies Doc?
There are enough free blue movie sites without having to pay for any.
My favourite is Porn Hub!

 

Boozy do we smell a Blue troll back?

 

We certainly do Gal.
Instead of that certain forum name I think it perhaps.
Just perhaps should read Sour Troll!

 

yEP well spotted let's report it.

 

Mind you Gal.
Perhaps I could entertain her!

 

​

 

LOL

 

No not yet.
Too early.
Hold fire!

 

“A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, her breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions." "Onions?" the son asks. "Yes. You see them and they make you cry." This infuriates his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, "Mom, how many different kinds of penises are there?" The mother smiles and says, "Well, dear, a man also goes through three phases. In his 20s, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it's like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it's like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" the daughter asks. "Yes: Dead from the root up, and the balls are just for decoration."

 

rAINBOW GOT MY NEW KNICKERS LOL

 

Why are your first letters in small case Gal?
Are you pissed?
Again?!

 

YES lol