Let's talk.

Not buy choice l ol

 

What job would you prefer if you could choose anything Scotty?

 

An excellent title for a thread Rainbrain. x

 

I think that some members may be confused with what I mean by Scotty.

 

confusing thread? hahahaha

 

Mmmm not sure. Film star lol or voice over guy lol

 

My studio could certainly change your career one day..

 

Could have a confusing thread to go with my lost thread

 

We do have a confusing thread.

Things that confuse you.

 

wHAT lost thread?

 

Mine I can't find it. The one about me always being lost. Can you help me look for it.

 

The lost and found thread?

 

You lost your own lost thread?

 

https://www.hipforums.com/forum/search/15359694/

That's your list of threads.

 

OK time to come clean. It's a joke. I am always lost it was a play on words
Love you x

 

You can delete this doc

 

lol

 

HAHAHAHA

 

Sex Research for The Innocent Woman



The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from all backgrounds and walks of life. It consists of the most often asked questions of women (i.e.. relationships, sex and life in general). All women who read this are encouraged to use the wisdom contained herein to change their behaviour in accordance with the truths established below.



Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex?

A: Ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is right. When it comes to love and sex, men are much more responsible, since they're not emotionally confused like women.



Q: Should I have sex on the first date?

A: YES. Before if possible.



Q: What exactly happens during the act of sex?

A: This is entirely up to the man. The important thing to remember is that you should do whatever he tells you without question, no matter how strange it seems at first. You will soon get used to it.



Q: How long should the sex act last?

A: This is a natural & normal part of nature, so don't feel ashamed or embarrassed. After you've finished making love, he'll have a natural desire to leave you suddenly. He may go out with his friends to play golf or perhaps go to the bar for the purpose of consuming large amounts of alcohol & sharing a few personal thoughts with his buddies. Don't feel left out - while he's gone you can busy yourself by doing the laundry, cleaning the house, doing some gardening or getting a nice meal prepared for him. He'll come back when he's ready.



Q: What is "afterplay"?

A: After a man has finished making love, he needs to replenish his manly energy. For the woman "Afterplay" is simply a list of important activities for you to do after lovemaking. This includes lighting his cigarette, making him a sandwich or pizza, bringing him a few beers, or leaving him alone to sleep while you do your chores.



Q: Does the size of the penis matter?

A: Yes. Although many women believe that quality, not quantity is important, studies show this is simply not true. The average erect male penis measures about 3 inches. Anything longer than that is extremely rare. If by some chance your lover's sexual organ is 4 inches or over, you should go down on your knees, thank your lucky stars and do everything possible to please him.



Q: What about the female orgasm?
A: What about it? There's no such thing. It's a myth