Let's talk.

Oh my Vlad. lol

 

Duck tape can't fix stupid but can muffle the sound. That's brilliant.

 

Today I have an appointment with my psychiatrist. I'm going to tell him about my girlfriend.

People will have different opinions about this, but I want to talk about it anyway.

Our relationship, mine & my girlfriend's, is 100% online. She doesn't live in this country and only knows some English. It looks so bad on paper, but we're very affectionate with each other, and I'm committed to the relationship.

EDIT: We also have each other's WhatsApp.

 

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it with a 2 by 4. - from a book my wife read.

 

Now that's good advice!

 

Lmao!

 

If it's not broken, don't try to fix it. lol

 

Try and try again. If it still isn't working then try reading the instructions.

 

90 here in Houston, TX right now. Its supposed to be 93 later today. Was 96 earlier this week but did not break any records.

 

Lucky you. I am envious.

But then I just ate Tiramisu - na na na

 

Ha! Caramel apple tart for dessert for me this evening...

 

Nice. I am so full. I made Spaghetti bol for dinner.
I give up trying to figure out how to make a media album.

 

What do women and noodles have in common?

They both wiggle when you eeat them.

 

So do you. lol

 

Perhaps.

 

No perhaps about it Tarzan.

I am going to continue watching The Good Karma hospital soon, I am still on 2018. lol

 

We are sooo like that as humans. I remember times like that where I needed sex. Gone are the days... lol.