lets talk about....

Wow-I could have written that; we are so similar in some ways!

 

To the first bit...I still have the chipped leftover nailpolish/varnish/paint on my toenails from xmas

To the second bit: yay

 

Yep...but guess what he is doing right now....yep sleeping!!!

Think this may be our problem...I sleep 4-5 hours, he sleeps like 20...my god I have never seen a person sleep so friggin much.

 

My junkmail wants to know whether I'd like to "pay less for boner medicine"

 

having erectile difficulties Amy?

 

Well apparently! Seems those spammers know more about my penis than I do

 

and judging by your long ass fingers, you must be hung like a horse

 

Yeah, he was sleeping last night before I went to bed, and he's still sleeping?! Lazy bugger.

 

he did get up and make me coffee...not crunchy this time...
he works wakko shifts that get his sleep all frigged up!
he is off til sunday night though...yahhhooooo having a big b-day party for him tomm. lots of friends coming in from outta town..gonna be a hoot

 

Shift works sucks!

I hope you guys have lots of fun tomorrow. Post pics for us?

 

i think we have stuff in common too


haha amy, i love those things! *goes to read spam folder*

"enlarge your nether regions"
"watch them beg to give you head"
"forget handjobs with this"
"change your manhood to a huge battering ram"

spam folder: always good for lulz

 

My husband used to get one junkmail over and over that just said "Can you imagine that you are healthy?" wtf? So now I ask him quite a lot

 

hummmm....dont think I have ever begged to give head...prolly my least favorite thing to do...haaaa haaaaa

 

Okay guys....got lots to do!!!!

If I dont get a chance to get back on before tomm...have a most awesome weekend!!! See ya Sunday!!!

 

Good luck with the routine-breaking!

 

i dunno what it is...but long sleeves with a skirt on a girl do look quite attractive...even though it really doesnt make much sense

edit: skirt or shorts

 

I'm going to take a shower/wash my hair for the first time in 2 weeks. I still don't really need to but I've got the day off work and it's the last chance I'll have until next week.

 

You know we mean tattoo sleeves yeh?

 

Lmfao I totally missed that. Wow thanks for all the lulz.

 

I agree...
even though you are a weenie