Let's switch it up, what are your turn OFFS?

Discussion in 'The Orgasmic Experience' started by SaraShell420, Mar 22, 2011.

  1. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman Sock-eye salmon

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    -Disc piercings
    -Nose rings that go through the center (there are some that look like silver boogers are dripping out, wtf is up with that?)
    -Too many piercings
    -Bad taste in music
    -Immaturity
    -self centered personalities
    -materialism
     
  2. darkhorse1

    darkhorse1 Member

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    Hahahah cool. You have a tarantula. Lol my ex was terrified of spiders which i found quite amusing. I really wanted that bird eating spider i saw at the pet shop but he wasnt having any of it lol. A tarrantula would be cool too but i have kids so it's probably not a good idea.. I will get a bearded dragon one of these days for sure theyre such cute little fellows.

    Do you let your spider crawl on you and stuff? Does it have an discernable personality?
     
  3. Kamran

    Kamran Member

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    Weird shaped tits. Being stupid. Uh. I'll post more tomorrow.
     
  4. Mothman

    Mothman Senior Member

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    Yea I have a few, the goliath bird eater is one. They do have personalities and even moods. My kids never mess with the spiders. Beardies are cool for kids but they eat a lot. The only thing easier to take care of than a tarantula is a pet rock. Man I know I'm turning someone off in this thread right now!
     
  5. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    pretty much all of the things that you guys said...someone who just sucks in general turns me off
     
  6. papa wolf

    papa wolf Member

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    Wow suddenly there seems to be so many i never thought of .
    Bad breath , questionable hygiene ,stinky pussy , ignorance , nagging , bitching , shallow , petty , gold diggers , fake acting , lying , takers , the God's gift to men types , chicks with no class or shame , herd followers , non submissive , self centered , no sense of humor , closed mindedness , weak mindedness , stupidity .....

    These are a few of my non-favorite things .
     
  7. FireflyInTheDark

    FireflyInTheDark Sell-out with a Heart of Gold

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    General dumbfuckery is not only a turnoff, it's pretty infuriating. If you go through life like you have a chip on your shoulder, try and tell people what to do and belittle them when they don't do it when you've got no grounds and gone nowhere in your own life, if you aren't willing to step up when you need to, if you're an incosiderate fuckwad or if you expect me to change for you, you can go to hell. If you believe in the old ways where men were men and women took care of them and there is no wiggle room forward or back in either of those positions, if you think I'm your personal hooker just because I agreed to let you fuck me once in a while, if you think you can put your hands on me for ANY reason, if you can't last through a fight without running away or punching a wall like a fucking baby throwing his blocks, then I have no reason to keep you around.

    This was a good thread. I feel much better than I did a few minutes ago. :)
    I love my fiance. He is none of these things. Previous boyfriends I had were ALL of these things. My mother's boyfriend is very nearly all of these things, so I guess it's a pattern that I am glad I am breaking.

    If we're talking physically, um... using too much tongue? Buttsecks fetish (thank GOD I didn't find an ass-sexual), bad grooming (showering, brushing teeth). That's about it.
    Just don't be gross and don't be an asshole. And I won't let you in the back door no matter how hard you knock, so move along and find someone else.
     
  8. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    I think your a asshole.
     
  9. Meliai

    Meliai Members

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    uptight, anal personalities
    controlling and domineering
    too distant and cold
    no sense of humor
    doesn't like nature and being outside
    doesn't know how to do any of the things that men are supposed to know how to do..work on cars, cut firewood, survival skills... thats actually really sexist of me, I just really like it when men do manly things.
    too prissy and concerned with clothes and looks
    obsessed with cars or materialistic in some other way
    out of shape
    really short hair and lacking facial hair

    I think thats all I got right now ...now where can I find a nice manly man with a tough exterior and a heart of gold who doesn't have any of the flaws listed above?
     
  10. vis334

    vis334 Member

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    Dead people.

    Everything else is workable.
     
  11. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    Would you rather they stick around and hit you instead? Adults walk away to calm down. If you have a problem with men who walk away from the fight then it is your fucking problem. I have had some gnarly fights with my fiancee when she is manic and paranoid. Police have been called and the first fucking thing the cops will tell you in that situation is that somebody needs to extricate themselves from the situation before it escalates to out of control.

    I have gone out of the house while my fiancee is flipping over the apartment and screaming so loud I can make out what she is saying from a block away and the windows are shut. All the while she is calling me a fucking pussy for walking out the door.

    So if you think that a man walking away from a fight with you is a turnoff I'd hate to be the officer that has to come to your place on a domestic violence call. You need to really take a hard look at your fucking issues.

    Stay Brown,
    Rev J
     
  12. Telepath

    Telepath Banned

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    Horse teeth. LOL
    Also, negative attitudes.

    Speaking of cigarettes... I smoke cigs and yeah i notice most guys who are "sensitive" don't like that I smoke and they like to complain about it.. pfff whatever!
    I love the smell of self-rolled ciggs. DRUM, anyone?
     
  13. Telepath

    Telepath Banned

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    Please elaborate or post picture examples. I have a hard time understanding what ya mean.
     
  14. Telepath

    Telepath Banned

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    ah, that sounds like me. different from everybody else and funny. i like that in a partner too, actually. people who try too hard to fit in and be regular, are showing me their Stupid.

    "your Stupid is showing!!! hahaah"
     
  15. Kamran

    Kamran Member

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    If they're facing outwards or like, pear-shaped. I always find that off putting.
     
  16. Kamran

    Kamran Member

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    Shit taste in music.
    Making me listen to that music.
    Being rude is a major turn-off for me.
    Being overly loud.
    Being French. I know that sounds racist but every French girl I have met (and I've met a lot) have been butters.
    Those girls that have sex with every dude they see and wonder why they don't respect them.
    When you expect me to pay for things. I should and I already know that but they should ask. Women ask to be treated the same as men so, ask to be paid for and hold the door open every once in a while.
    Doing things to impress people.
    Doing things to impress me.
    Religious freaks piss me off.
    I'm sure there's more and I'll post more later.
     
  17. Alternative_Thinker

    Alternative_Thinker Darth Mysterious

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    Shallow, close-mindedness. I must say I find that a big turn off. Society's pet and I do more clashing than agreeing.
     
  18. sentastorm

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    selfish people haters poor hygiene constant negativity people who tell me how i should live my life..
     
  19. Telepath

    Telepath Banned

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    no, seriously, what are you saying? if you mean you ONLY like breasts that have implants, then I understand what you are saying.
     
  20. FireflyInTheDark

    FireflyInTheDark Sell-out with a Heart of Gold

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    Add borderline retarded grammar to that list. :rolleyes:
     

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