lets share nice quotes

I'll start


A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.

 

"The world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel."

- Horace Walpole

 

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

 

i spent ten minuets watching my dog chase his tail, thinking how easily dogs are amused.
then i realized i had just spent ten minuets watching my dog chaise his tail.

 

"My father is a pedophile" - my neices friend.

 

"We need to teach our children the customs of their culture, our gods and our ways... Before Jesus has a chance to take them"

 

I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.

 

my brother was an only child

 

Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?

 

my keys are always in the pocket of my pants. this also reminds me never to leave the house naked.

 

If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!

 

Hello,

this guy tried:



Regards
Gyro

 

when something is new, people say it will never last
when it does anyway, people say it will last forever.
that's just about the time it doesn't.

 

Growing up is amazing, until you get old!

 

" reach for the stars but don't get your head stuck in the clouds" quote made by me

 

saw this one the other day and it made me laugh....

 

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