Let's pretend that we are all neocons

This Should be fun :H

 

Let's kill all the French, because they hate war!

 

yeah, sure, but don't we need a pretext for that?

 

...is that like a tamagotchi?

 

No, let's just tell the stupid American public that they might be planning to start making plans for a nuclear weapons program!

 

Neocon=Neo-conservative.

You can be a perfect Ann Coulter impersonator.

 

Lets kill the french because they're french.

 

Chuck, your signature is advocating drugs, sex, and rock... which means you are the anti-christ...burn in hell!

 

hmm.. ok

Wasn't it ingenious of NASA to mask our SDI defense program as the "Mission to Mars Program"

 

I can't help it if I'm a sexy drug who knows how to rock.

 

This decadent lack of Christian values won't be tolerated.

 

Ingenious indeed. :H

What was even more amazing is how our govt brought those Nazi war criminals over here to start NASA. I love those guys *holds back tear*.


George W Bush was sent from God! Anyone who says otherwise is anti-American and should be jailed!

 

It's important to realize that gays cannot get married because I said so.

That counts as being neocon, right?

 

You hit it right on the dot, Anne.

 

We elected the great, marvelous, sexy president Bush to get rid of people like you!

There should be a liberal flip-floper genocide!

Hail Dubya!

 

...and Jesus loves you. God bless America. I will continue to hang my American flag, yet I will also forget to take it down at nightfall. Please pity anyone who is gay.

.....

 

Forget all frivolous issues...

Our Job is to make sure Pax Americana will last 10,000 years.

 

Going to Mars is way more important than the current state of healthcare.

 

*kills liberal self*

*cuts hair, puts on army uniform, picks up M-16*

Hail Dubya!

Now come with me, we must go "liberate" those uncivilized Muslims!

Never forget, that death equals freedom if you're living under the rule of Saddam Hussein!

 

Yes, lets just bomb the uncivilized bastards.