Let's Pretend It's 326 BC....

Ok, so you want all of us to log off?

 

Does this mean hordes of unprotected shagging in the name of some god?

Let's roll!

 

YES! let's!!!!

 

Yep... fountains of wine flowing from a amethyst-studded jaw of a Statue of Dionysos.

Unless you're a part of Alexander's Army, fighiting in India Darn, that Elephant just scared the shit out me.

 

No habia Ingles en este año..pendejos! Ah..carajo...no habia español tampoco.

 

What all hapened in 326 B.C.?

 

Lots and lots of sex and wars.

Gay sex was thought to be nothing more than a leisurely activity, evryone took part.

Wow.

 

ewwww.....
Let's pretend it's 2005

 

Nothing Much. Alexander conquered several Indian kingdoms... In philosophy and culture, it was the age of Aristotle.

...and yes, there were a lot of orgies...

 

No, I'd rather want to have gay sex than die for oil. :H

 

Jim and Mick were both openly bi, and I'm inbetween them...

 

Dying for conquest and glory is better than dying for oil... or is it?

 

I hope :H means you're joking