Lets make up statistics!!

98.3% of Ramen noodle packets contain exactly 47 individual noodles.

 

Of those 47 noodles 84% are broken. 1% have been reduced to noodle dust.

 

100% of the Broccoli Slaw Salad I make calls for broken Ramen Noodles.

 

78,2% of Ramen Noodles are made by 9 year old child slaves

 

22% of the alcohol I drink makes me drunk

 

the average child eats 3.2 crayons in his/her lifetime

 

The average genius is below average in the number of crayons they ate as a child

 

13% of those crayons are red.

 

there is a 95% chance that i'm getting drunk right now

 

There is a 100% chance I'll be done with work in 1 hour and 53 minutes.

 

74% of hippies are retired

 

37% of the people reading BB's post would misread retired as retarded.

 

68% of people read that as 'hippies are retarded'

 

.0001% of the Hipforums membership will make the same post at the same time.

 

92.7% of readers will shake their heads in disbelief, and refuse to accept that that wasn't pre-planned

 

BeachBalls post is 0% accurate.