Lets make up statistics!!

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by i_was_in_shroom_land, Feb 29, 2008.

  1. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    The other 68.3% of the food you eat is synthesized cardboard
     
  2. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    99% of the population can't whistle while eating saltines... the other half can't do fractions.
     
  3. Aerianne

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    76.9% of broken marriages could have been saved by Ovaltine.
     
  4. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    The other 23.1% could have been mended using epoxy.
     
  5. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    100% of whats on tv sucks
     
  6. BlueLightRain

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    32% of tigers have eaten a child just for having peanut butter on his fingers.
     
  7. thorsvin

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    0% of these statistics are true.
     
  8. MrLunatic

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    49% are THIS & 51% are THAT!
     
  9. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    13% of all barley grown in Great Britain ends up as whisky
     
  10. Aerianne

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    Morning doses of Tylenol metabolize 79% faster with a cup of coffee.
     
  11. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    38.627% of Aerianne's posts make me laugh
     
  12. Aerianne

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    99% of BeachBall's post give me the warm fuzzies.
     
  13. Aerianne

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    99.9% of the people living in my county think the recycling center should stay open later than 2 o'clock on Saturdays.
     
  14. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    17.94% of invented statistics turn out on investigation to be true
     
  15. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    0.2% of hipforums members have seen my testicles
     
  16. MrLunatic

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    99.8% of hipforums members haven't seen BBAD's testicle...
     
  17. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    74% of HFers aren't even aware this thread exists
     
  18. scratcho

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    94 % aren't even aware Bbad HAS testacles. Or tentacles either.
     
  19. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    99.9% of the guys here don't want to know about BBADs Testicles.
     
  20. Kamran

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    60% of the time it works, every time.
     

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