Let's Complain About Things That Rationally Would Never Happen, But If They Were To Happen You Would

I would be so annoyed if I hid behind a tree and the tree up and decided to move, making me visible to whatever or whomever I'm hiding from.
I'll be like, "Why tree? Why you do me like that?" :bigcry:

 

i would be so pissed off if a tornado came and carried me and my house to a magical land full of singing midgets, where i then was duped into banding together with multiple inanimate objects and a wild animal to walk cross country and kill a witch, even though all i really needed to do was bang my feet together.

 

i would also be really annoyed if i invented a time machine, then went back in time and accidentally killed the inventor of one of the necessary components of my time machine so i was never able to invent it in the first place, so i ended up not going back in time, so i never actually killed that guy, so i was able to invent the time machine, so i took it back in time and accidentally killed the guy, so i wasn't able to invent the time machine after all, and this whole paradox caused the world to implode. that would definitely ruin my weekend.

 

what if hipforums' background turned yellow? that would be so ugly and annoying.

 

That could very well happen. Unless purple is this website's trademark color for some reason, like it describes the website for some reason, you know?

 

i'm pretty sure it's always been purple. i know it has since the 2004 redesign at least.

 

You're a funny, funny person, I'minmyunderwear. :dizzy2:

 

I would be very much annoyed if upon wearing my headphones... they decided to also come alive and choke me. In general I'll just be annoyed if inanimated things decided to come alive, and attack me.

On another note, I just figured out how to look up all my topics and posts. Go me! I will say, though... some of my threads had 0 replies. So, no go me on that one.

 

This is unrelated, but who are all these people that view my profile, but aren't on my visited list?

Damn you, show yourself!

 

Hi

 

logged in anonymously

 

I am going to pretend to look at your Profile to see how interesting you are ,but to really Piss you off i am going to do it Anonymously ! ( or am I ) ?
How Annoyed would that make You ? I am also gonna nip round your house and look in your Fridge to see what Cheese you buy

 

I know, it shouldn't bother me. But, I don't like surprises or mystery or any of that shit. It's not my thing. Never was. So, it probably would drive me nuts for like a minute until I get distreacrwd by something or someone else. So, bring it on.

*EDIT*
What the fuck is "distreacrwd"? That's just sad.

 

Hey, sexy!
*winks*
I got something in my eye. Sorry.

 

Hola!

 

I'd be pissed if the aliens who used to frequent the chat room came back and mind melded with the mods which made them recite 18th century poetry all day and night, even completing each other's sentences. You hear that BTS? I'm watching for you.

 

You have been having some deep seeded thinking on the toliet recently, haven't you?

Good for you! Toliet time is must needed time for all of us.

 

I can see you're quite the conversationalist. Cool.

 

i rest my case.