Lets all together tell a story

'finger pie, finger pie, towering the sky'
points she,
all eyes,...beholdeth he...

from vine wrapped greens and a bald patch sprung...

 

And Sally said: Boom shaka-laka-laka Boom shaka-laka-laka

 

Here she came jus' a dancin' down the street singin' "Doo ahh didy didy dum didy dee....

 

Then Sally said: "wait a second here how did my story turn into The Lyrical Chain Game?

 

Out of no where a god like voice said "Because all of your life is a lyrical chain game. You don't even exist. You are the creation of a bunch of weirdos sitting around adding their own touch to your life. You must seek these Weirdos!"

 

so Sally went forth to seek the great Weirdos. Meanwhile her husband who's name turned out to be Jimmy arrived in England. There he picked up his first electric guitar, an' with a strange song in his heart he began to play...

 

Purple Haze, singing; 'cuse me while I kiss the sky......

 

lol techniqually that would have to be Jimi but we'll deal with the uncanny indifference.
Jimi steadly rose thro the charts makin' his way to top dog "Excuse me ladies an' gents"
Then when it came time he began.

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Now back to the current program...

 

Wait a second what happened to Jimmy? Jimmy can play Purple Haze too!

 

then thunder strikes the ground and you hear jimi playing and you ask him the question slowly. and he says cuse me while i kiss the sky.....then you join with him.....then the rivers overflow because some reason i havent made up yeat but it happens.............

 

Then off in the distance you start to hear the Grateful Dead playing Uncle John's Band

 

His legs just bounce him to the beat over towards the Dead's sound. He never thinks he'll ever be able to stop smiling.

 

When he arrived he met the band in person. Jerry Garcia himself came up an' shook Jimi's hand an' gave him a lil bag of what looked kinda like eregano ( no idea how to spell it lol) an' a pipe. "Come sit with us Jerry said smiling, an' after talkin' for hours on end Jimi decided he would forever be a deadhead.

 

...and all of a sudden from under the lamp in the corner robert ham burger started freaking out all over them launching many a jam buttie in their general direction...

 

he decided to not do anymore lsd

 

but he also decided to not do anyless

 

just then he snapped back to his senses and realized that was entirely silly, and he would not do acid, ever again, forever, and ever

 

then in another stupor realized his perception of this plane had been acid all along. he sat back in his chair tryin to keep his cool, looking at jerry then down at his feet...

 

then jerry dropped a pair of socks at his feet

 

Obviously, he put them on. It brought him to a new state of mind. It was the most natural feeling of tripping he's ever felt. He would never need any more LSD forever. He only had to wear these socks (and wash them atleast once a month) and he'd keep this amazing state of mind.