Lets all together tell a story

so the dog ran away into a corn field and spotted an ant hill and thousands of ants crawling on the ground. he...

 

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he was about to eat them all but a ant eater beat him too it!!

As man on the hill ran to get the dog back that ant eater looked at him and he stared back....

After a few moments of this man on the hill realized WHO this ant eater really was!! It was none other than.......

 

Ms. Janis Joplin

 

And we all know how much Ms. Joplin loves eating ants and washing them down with Southern Comfort but that's another story! Then suddenly.....

 

John Lennon appeared with a beard trimmer. He was telling his left hand that he was going to trim off his pubic hair because Yoko wanted cleanliness.

 

OMG!!! I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then, Jerry Garcia came along, and he was stoned. John, Yoko, and Jerry, and the rest of Grateful Dead all got really stoned.


Janis was getting drunk on Southern Comfort, because eating all those ants made her thirsty. She also got stoned along with the rest of them....




SOMEBODY WRITE MORE ABOUT JANIS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

 

Janis then got up and began to sing, "you make me feel like you are the only man ...", when the Heart of Gold landed in front of them. As Zaphod Beeblebrox, Arthur Dent and Ford Perfect stepped off the ship, Arthur turned to Ford and said I like the music but where are we?

 

When John replied you're in Nutopia

 

Where the squirrels rule the world, and Willy Wonka is president!!! And the castles are made of ice cream that will never melt, and the pretty psycadellic bunnies eat magic mushrooms!!!!!!

 

Then Zaphod said "just as I thought" and turned to Arthur and Ford and said "See if Sally, Janis and Grace Slick would like to go with us and get something to eat at the restaurant at the end of the Universe".

 

dOES ANYONE KNOW OF ANY EXISTING HIPPIE COMMUNES IN THE us?

 

Then Arthur said, I didn't see that coming, but maybe we can all go to that commune and have some lunch.

 

.....Unfortunately Arthur's lisp meant they thought he said 'naked lunch'- referring to William S Burroughs salacious book & Arthur got more than he bargained for!!!...

 

And we all know that Arthur is always getting more than he bargained for!!!...Then Sally, you remember Sally, this is a story about Sally, showed up with Janis and Grace and wanted to join in on that lunch.....

 

And they were like, shure! lol. They were all drunk and stoned anyway, and they had a nice lunch of Southern Comfort (Yummy!) and Ants.

 

Then the mad hatter started saying; move down, move down, clean cup, clean cup,

 

lol. then the white rabbit inturrupted them, jumping all over the table, knocking tea cups all over everywhere yelling "I'm late! for a very important date!!!!" and everyone was pissed, so....

 

Then Alice Said; "I know how I got here but how did the rest of you get here?"

 

To which they replied, "We ate the pretty psycadellic rainbow colored mushrooms in the magic forest of tye-dye colored bunnies!"