Lets all together tell a story

A cookie!

And man, was it a good cookie! In fact it was the goodest cookie they had ever seen, let alone tasted.

They had only one though, and they were a whole bunch of people, so they had to take turns licking the cookie. I mean, if someone ate the cookie, just like that, that would be disastrous. Wouldn't you agree? So all of them was as carefully as possible licking the cookie. Did I mention is was a really good cookie? Because it was, you know.

But after half an hour of tripped-out licking, the cookie got kinda bored. Wouldn't you be bored if you were a damn fine cookie who was being licked by all kinds of tongues for half an hour? I bet you would. So was this cookie. So, it did something really strange. Strange for a cookie, at least. Wanna know what it did? Ya do?? Well, lucky for you, the next poster is going to tell you exactly what it did!

 

The cookie then got........................................EATEN!!!!


BY THE MAN ON THE HILL!!

That bastard!!


...To Be Continued

 

And man on the hill better bake a BIG batch of cookies for cookie monster 'cause he's PISSED!

 

He saw he angered up the mob so he baked a HHUUUMONGOUS batch of cookies cakes pies and brownie and everyone got ridiculously fat But after all that chocolate they needed some humongous toilets....but their were none around So they decided to....................

 

bring the mighty zepplin around to where it was hovering directly over a large stage where George Bush was giving a speech about the importance of "staying the course" in Iraq. They all pulled down their pants, hung their butts out the window and on the count of three...
(..go ahead.. you know you want to!)

 

THEY SHIT ON HIM!!!!

THEY FINALLY SHIT ON GEORGIE "IM A PIECE OF SHIT, DON'T KNOW HOW TO RUN A COUNTRY, TRAITOR, ASSHOL, BITCH, MURDERING" BUSH!!!!

It go on the people too but they were already covered in the shit bush was talking anyways so

Just then Bush was just about to slit his throat and.................

HE DID!!!!!!

FINALLY HE'S DEAD!!!

But what is going to happen now????

 

"What's going to happen now????" asked man on the hill.
"Well..." said Captain Quirk, "That's.....agoodquestionthere's..........still.........ayearleftoftheadministrationand...........DickCheneywillbe......presidentnow."
"That's a sobering thought." said John Lennon
"I need some more coolaid." said groovecookie.
Groovecookie went to look for some more coolaid.
"Coookie!" said cookiemonster.
Yoko started baking another humongous batch of cookies.
John found his way upstairs and had a smoke...somebody spoke and he went into a dream....

 

but was awakened quickly by SummerEco, who was holding the big batch of cookies. and eating one already. just then Man on the Hill ran in and told us the big political news! (while Summer and John ate cookies)

 

DICK CHENEY IS DEAD TOO!!!!!!
HOORAY!!!

But just then goovecookie ran in with even BIGGER NEWS........

 

But before he could say anything Yoko asked "what the hell happened to DSOTM?", and the people said...

 

They have walked to the show, you are missing it, the biggest festival in the land is taking place and what are you doing just hanging out here.....

 

"What are you doing just hanging out here flying around looking for mischief?"

And then she replies...........

 

"Just what you said, looking for mishief!"

She then spotted a fire hydrant, and............

 

A fire hydrant? What the fuck iz a fire hydrant doing here?? He walks over and it was justa halucination

Man On The Hill's cell phone just rang and it was yoko ono. She was talking so fast and loud and obnoxiously he was just lik what? huh??

The john got on the phone to translate her idiocy lol

He said that she said....

 

that, that fire hydrant wasn't a halucination, it was one of her amazing art pieces, and that he had ruined it by taking no emotion from it. but she would however forget it if he would only accept to be part in her next art show as a man on the hill and sit still on a fake grassy hill for 48 hours straight. the man on the hill was confuzed but finally said to John....

 

All you need is Love

 

and by the way where's Sally?

 

Sally was walking past the afore mentioned fire hydrant as it burst and she was thrown against a wall quite violently. She went unconcious. When she woke up she looked up at the sky and it was purple and there were mountains in the distance. She was in a large redish brown rocky valley with no disinguishing features. It was twilight and in the sky there were 5 moons near the size of the one she had always known. It seemed as though a sand storm was about to start up. The first thing Sally thought was she needed shelter.

 

So she got to her feet, and saw a dog where the fire hydrant was previously, sporting a fancy tophat and bow-tie. It stood up on its hind legs and said...

 

What are you looking at,, I'm peeing!!!