Lets all together tell a story

So they all sat down around the fire and passes the pipe, but this was just no regular pipe, this pipe was packed with...

 

trolls

 

... but these where no ordinary trolls. The skin of the trolls were laced with Lsd and PCP. As they smoked these magical trolls...

 

They discussed the fall of man kind and the selfishness people have developed in their hearts. They refered to them as the 'lost people'.
"Who will save these people from their corupt world." This is what Sally asked.
The oldest man responed with a quiet saddness. " When the day comes ...

 

...we shall all be as the trolls, green-hided and beady-eyed, and then, and only then, mankind shall finally know peace."

Which of course was total nonsense, so Sally replied....

 

"um ok...i totally get what your saying... i think."
Everyone nodded as if they too knew.
"Man i dont even know what that means. i was testing your truthfullness and you totally failed.
"Totally failed.." said the other.

 

At this, Sally got this big drop of fluid from her head like in cheap anime series. She tried to say something but failed, and decided not to try again. Meanwhile, the other companions were raiding a village nearby because the Island was actually the UK and the gang was totally into Vikings and stuff so they were all plundering and pillaging until...

 

The police showed up. "Fuck the POLICE!" was the cry throughout the land as they were shoved out of the way. Sally watched the buildings burning, and decided to blast the song "April 26, 1992" throughout the land on her 30 foot tall speakers. But as the song began as she was digging through her pockets to find her good friend, Mary Jane...

 

Sally, woke up...

 

She was laying on the beach next to a beautiful lady drinking champagne.
"Where am I ?" She asked rubbing her head.
"Oh you got hit in the head with a surf board." The lady laughed
"Who are you?" Sally asked looking around.
"Lola. Want some champagne?"
Sally watched the waves and spotted her mother out riding one.
"Sure." She replied grabing the bottle.
"This tastes kinda like..."
"Cherry Cola. I know , it my fav." Lola interrupted

 

"But it's gonna cost you" Lola said...

 

"how much ?" Sally asked
" You'll see" said lola and she dissappeared. Sally was scared. The sand started bursting into flames and.....

 

Sally paniced, at that moment all of sally memories flashed before her eyes in one instant. At that moment sally decided she didnt want to die, so she had an idea.........

 

she pulled out her pocket knife and picked up some drift wood and made a griffin caller and blew into it as hard as she could. A griffin came an scooped her up and took her to a clearing in a dark woods. She made a small fire and sat for a while. Then something jumped out of some bushes near by it was...

 

... Freddie Mercury...

 

Sally was so scared that she ran all the way to Alaska. When she got there she saw a penguin wearing a top hat. Sally said "where am I?" The penguin replied "Your in ALASKA Sally!!!" .......

 

... but what she tought was a penguin was infact an ancent artifact once belonged to emperor Amidala. It was hidden on Alaska for ages waiting the time for the chosen one to find it. That artifact had the power of...

 

that had the power to change Sally into Don King, but she politley refused, and decided to look for some sort of food. So, as she was strolling slowly backwards down a

 

cornfield until she tripped over a strange looking piece of glass.This was no ordinary piece of glass,for alas that would make a very short and uninteresting tale,no when she peered through the glass she saw an acient figure of a woman,a dark haired woman with dark piercing eyes.The odd thing was that she had an adam's apple that protruded like butter's first bonner.As soon as she was there she was gone.Sally dropped the glass in dispare and quickly left cutting through the peas and trampling the squash.She now had a mission she had to find the truth about the penquins origins and just where he got that silly hat..

 

Then she looked to the right and found enlightenment