Lets all together tell a story

But Fred Flintstone was still bleeding from his pinky toe being blasted off, so Chuck Norris picked him up and, with his amazing flying ability, ran into...

 

a bar, when in walked a rabbi, a minister,and a priest. And Chuck said...

 

"Oh god-I don't even want to think about this joke again," and he walked out, and took off again, but was suddenly stopped by a policeman who said, "Excuse me sir: you don't have a license to fly in this city. So Chuck...

 

...got out his sword and sliced off the policeman's head and as blood shot out in all directions he laughed his trademark evil laugh. "Mwahhhahahhaah you cannot stop me!! I am Chuck Norris!!" But then all of a sudden...

 

wait wait, hold the story. chuck norris does not need a sword!!!!!! he he has a third fist under his beard. but to continue... god came down from the heavens and challenged chuck to a god battle. only one will come out on top. after the fierce battle the winner was...

 

Pat Morita, who used his trademark Crane technique to dispose of his foes. Then he turned and said, "You see, Daniel-san, all you need to know about karate is 'Wax in, wax out.'"

 

its " wax on" "wax off"

 

Lol! That was in the teenage muntant ninja turtals movie!!! THAT MOVIE ROCKS SO HARD!!!!!

 

^ i want to see it. explain to me what happens in the movie.

 

fftopic: But I'll send you a pm sometime. It's a long time to explain movies.

 

that sounds great.

 

Shall we continue on the story? I belive it's your turn...

 

yes... um the group of girls asked zeppelin if they would like to join them. they said yes and continued. as they journeyed on they came to their next destination...

 

Never Never Land!!!!!

 

WHERE they smoked some pot and got all high and forgot where they were. jimmy asked....

 

"Dude! Where's my car???"

 

uhhhh jimmy,we didn't drive here, said bonham. oh yea, said jimmy. im gonna go watch the movie half baked, said jimmy...

 

There's movies in never never land???

 

yup there's everything in never never land, remember its our story.

 

Pink elephants and psycadellic colored flying monkeys???