Lets all together tell a story

it will take you down into the brown underground, where youll get stuck, the bird sang. but do not forget why you came my children and this is not your time..... remember your quest. then silently the bird flew away, they all looked at eachother in comprehension then sudenley...

 

friggin jerry Garcia came out of nowhere and started telling his life story. the group sat and listened quietly then his story was sudenley interrupted by...

 

a ninja girl that pops out of no where!!!! the children fled while the ninja girl kicked Garcia's butt. When out of the sky....

 

came a bolt of lightning that gave garcia powers beyond those of god's. he beat the little ninja girl over the head with his guitar. standing victorious he shouted into the sky...

 

"fanoffloyd1992, you are a booger!!!", then, the uncontious ninja girl gets up, and *poofs*, never to be seen again, or so they thought....

 

until the day the ninja girl shows up and stands up to garcia. garcia, no longer having his godly powers, bows before the ninja girl. "you will be my sex slave for the rest of your life" said the ninja girl. so the ninja girl takes garcia to her place and...

 

...injected a load of her spawn into his crusty lobule.

 

therefore, creating a ninja garcia, ninja garcia has the power of stealth and music. the group of people followed garcia's ways and started a journey. as the days passed they came across their first challenge, which was...

 

Getting their middle finger hacked off in a wood axe chopping addicent when they were four years old.

Janis Joplin appeared as the tooth fairy and said to them...

 

Erm, accident. I hate typos!

(Ignore this post & carry on)

 

Dude, that totally makes me dyslexic.

Grr, ignore this post, too.

 

find your hippy its there 2 be found therees still love all around

 

some3body got hold of something good

 

moon water moon water we could all use another sister like you

 

Moonwater didn't say anything. Instead, she just smiled and then tossed another dried branch into the campfire. The three girls were all silent now, just watching the dancing, crackling flames and passing the blunt around.

 

then as they took their last hit they heard something in the woods. it was the sounds of a.....

 

big zeppelin concert going on in the far end of the field. the group went to go see the concert, cause who wouldn't want to see zeppelin, but as they got to the entrance gate.....

 

The dude at the gate for some reason said "No hippies allowed!" so they tied the guy up and threw him behind a tree and walked right in and then....


It's a long shot. I made that up off the top of my head.

 

ROCKED OUT TO THE SONG COMMUNICATION BREAKDOWN!!!! then the guy they tied up somehow got out of the rope and then...

 

He chased them around the concert like a maniac! he was close to catching them, but then all of a sudden...