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"This is just like that stupid Kill Bill movie!"

AAAAARGH!!! *A blood curdling scream rang out*

Everyone spun around except for Dudley, who was still trying to get attention from the other guys....

 

Until finally Jack brought out an electric guitar and began to play to drown out Dudley's conversation. Dudley, frustrated with being ignored, started to scream, and...

 

stripped down to his BVD's, painted himself with maple syrup and ran through yellowstone national park singing "macarena", after he came to ol' faithful, he dutifully sat his ass down on the geyser and........

 

got blown sky-high, he kinda enjoyed the rush of water against his ass and gonads, but he wasn't going to tell anyone 'cause he thought that they would think he was wierd or something....

 

Suddenly, a swarm of bees came flocking to the maple syrup on his body. Dudley tried to flee, but the bees were actually robots built by the Quaker Oats guy, and they grew larger until Dudley seemed like an ant compared to them. They spoke to Dudley and said...

 

buzzzofhtitjvnoapotufaps'jflvxknoabuzzzsffdfs0jsvmal;buzzsjfossdpfgjroprfoisdnf;buzzoierfjoesjfp'oerjk....That's bee talk for, "we're going to get Quaker Oats guy, oh yes we're gonna' get him good."...

 

buzzzofhtitjvnoapotufaps'jflvxknoabuzzzsffdfs0jsvmal;buzzsjfossdpfgjroprfoisdnf;buzzoierfjoesjfp'oerjk....That's bee talk for, "we're going to get Quaker Oats guy, oh yes we're gonna' get him good."...

 

These bees had an unfortunate habit of repeating themselves. Dudley was worried, and a little confused about Quaker oats, so he...

 

asked them politely to take them with just so he can figure out what they were talking about. In return he would give them...

 

As many hives as they would need to live in, Dudley was the only person alive who could speak bee....

 

And the bees loved him for it. They eventually decided to make him their master. The Quaker Oats guy was outraged with jealousy...

 

and he started to throw a tantrum, jumping up and down and picking-up anything within his grasp and throwing them at Dudley and his Bee friends….

 

and dudley and his bee friends smiled and said hey man lets all be friends and sparked another doobie up .........and

 

Ah, Yes, A Dobbie....

 

"A dobbie? I'm pretty sure he meant doobie," thought one of Dudley's friends..

"What exactly is a doobie? Or is it a dobbie?" asked Dudley?

 

One of Dudley's bee friends said that a Dobbie was a character from Harry Potter. Another said...

 

"Damn Dudley, you toke with the best of them," as the bee friends got a great contact high from the dooby (and yes its spelled dooby).

When suddenly...

 

a meteor came out of the sky killing everything...except for our good old friend Marmaduke the bunny who in fact never died...That bunny - Yeah the one that exploded. That wasn't Marmaduke.

Observing the chaos through his little black peepers, Marmaduke began to weep softly to himself...

 

Oh, where oh, where has my little dog gone?

 

marmaduke heard a woof woof behind him turned around and saw his friend which gave him great glee ........he then .......